Jon maybe you should register
www.cokertires.com
or
www.cokertire.net
or
www.cokertire.org
or
www.corkeycoker.org
or
www.corkeycokerisajerkofatireboy.com
or just see how many combinations of coker and corky/tire you can create. 20 bucks a year is very cheap per website.
maybe you can start selling these sites back to him at 1 grand a piece?