Glad I never upgraded :) - Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board
Hotrodders.com -- Hot Rod Forum



Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Unanswered Posts Auto Escrow Insurance Auto Loans
Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board > General Discussion> Hotrodders' Lounge> Off-Topic
User Name
Password
lost password?   |   register now

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 10-17-2005, 10:44 PM
skeeveman's Avatar
I am the Antirice
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Acworth, Ga
Age: 31
Posts: 271
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Glad I never upgraded :)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem about which men are complaining. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

    Advertisement
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 10-18-2005, 01:39 AM
malc's Avatar
Living At The Speed Of Life
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Espaņa Right Coast
Posts: 3,259
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 90
Thanked 92 Times in 78 Posts
Open a new Window and try "Leggit 6.0" in Quicktime.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 10-18-2005, 02:16 AM
Kevin45's Avatar
Just one of the guys
 

Last journal entry: Garage Toys
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Urbana, Ohio
Age: 58
Posts: 3,058
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 1
Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts
Now that is some funny stuff
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 10-18-2005, 03:59 PM
Ghetto Jet's Avatar
current hot rod: CTS-V
 

Last journal entry: Lets Get Started With the Improvements
Last photo:
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Age: 28
Posts: 1,728
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 10
Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevin45
Now that is some funny stuff
true that. Funniest thing I've read all day.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 10-18-2005, 04:24 PM
King of my Man-cave.
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Michigan
Age: 55
Posts: 2,899
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 3
Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts
REALL GOOD STUFF!!

I've been told that the script "closetoiletseat.exe" can cause all sorts of conflicts.

tom
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 10-19-2005, 08:49 AM
71 c-10's Avatar
just a kid and his truck
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: VA
Age: 27
Posts: 351
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
haha that was pretty good, i need a laugh in the middle of my studding
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 10-20-2005, 10:23 AM
OneMoreTime's Avatar
Hotrodders.com moderator
 
Last wiki edit: Health and safety in the shop or garage
Last journal entry: Yard Dog pic
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Washington State
Age: 69
Posts: 7,286
Wiki Edits: 3

Thanks: 45
Thanked 143 Times in 135 Posts
Too good

Had to save that one..

OMT
__________________
I have tried most all of it and now do what is known to work..
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 10-20-2005, 10:46 AM
dmc12mk3's Avatar
Member
 

Last journal entry: Fixed some leaks
Last photo:
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chapin
Age: 34
Posts: 238
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
It is my understanding that the real trouble doesn't start until wife 1.0 begins clearing out cache so that other ancillary updates to the core operating system can be performed automatically.




Have run through several versions of Girlfriend.exe. To date I haven't gotten one that was entirely compatible with the already installed HotRod 1.1. A google on the matter returns hope that eventually there will be a revision of Girlfriend.exe that allows interoperability with HotRod 1.1 and later versions. However, getting that revision with an anti-spyware package like NoChildren Beta isn't very likely at all. Thats been alright so far as it takes several months of uninterrupted runtime before Girlfriend (any revision) starts having general fault processes related to a TSR (terminate and stay resident) I keep in the background. That TSR program is NoCommitment Plus if anyone is interested.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 10-20-2005, 03:41 PM
brainsboy's Avatar
brains
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: tampa
Age: 42
Posts: 988
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Always run anti-virus prenuptial 3.5 before installing wife 1.0
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 10-21-2005, 12:09 AM
Cruiseomatic's Avatar
Heart Breaker and Life Taker
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In a Ford engine bay
Age: 26
Posts: 174
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Wife 1.0 is also known to destroy System: Life.
Girlfriend 7.0 is known to Enhance System: Life.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #11 (permalink)  
Old 10-21-2005, 08:37 AM
brainsboy's Avatar
brains
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: tampa
Age: 42
Posts: 988
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Maybe someone will make an operating system that supports both
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #12 (permalink)  
Old 10-21-2005, 11:03 AM
malc's Avatar
Living At The Speed Of Life
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Espaņa Right Coast
Posts: 3,259
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 90
Thanked 92 Times in 78 Posts
Itīs Harem 2.0, add on up to your desired level, protect with Eunuch 0.0, which has no soft or hard ware.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name (usually not your first and last name), your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Glad to be here. justbcuz Introduce Yourself 1 02-04-2005 12:01 PM
Glad I found this spot!! Rathimis Introduce Yourself 1 12-07-2004 09:14 PM
glad to see site up and running Ed ke6bnl Engine 4 05-06-2003 04:18 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:01 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright Hotrodders.com 1999 - 2012. All Rights Reserved.