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Old 02-13-2006, 01:58 PM
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God Bless Texas!

I got this in an email and thought it was funny, figured ya'll get a laugh out of it to.


Rules to Enter Texas:

Applies to each person as they enter Texas.

Learn & remember:

East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!

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1. Pull your droopy pants up.
You look like an idiot.


2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.


3. They are cattle & oil wells.
That's what they smell like that to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south.
Pick one.
Full text: http://blog.kevindonahue.com/archive...entering_t.php

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Old 02-13-2006, 04:19 PM
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Amen to that!!! Good stuff!
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Well iam from the east coast and i dont wear my pants low, but could you tell me where i could find Bubba?
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:32 PM
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That's funny! As I was reading it I thought that if you change a few words here and there for local customs and tastes it could apply to Saskatchewan. We love to wave and drive pickups. Of course our main industries are grain, oil, uranium and potash. Most of us love our huntin' and fishin' and we open doors for all women. We do have our golf courses and love our golfing (the most amount of golf courses per capita in North America).
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:40 PM
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Hey Home Brew, gets a little cold up there huh?
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I guess corvette cowboy couldnt find Bubba!
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Old 09-06-2006, 08:23 PM
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Which Bubba? There's literally thousands in Texas that get called bubba
I know I get called bubba by a few people.


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Old 09-06-2006, 09:27 PM
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Pretty much how I go thru life
In all of the Cities I have lived in--San Antonio seems to be the most relaxed.
I grew up in a small town in Idaho---so much of that has been drilled into me.
(although I don't hunt or fish---I can appreciate the enthusiasm)

Previous City residences = Salt Lake City, Bay Area, Ca., Phoenix, Los Angeles

Bryan>>>>>>Was gonna say that Bubba was east of here
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That's funny! As I was reading it I thought that if you change a few words here and there for local customs and tastes it could apply to Saskatchewan. We love to wave and drive pickups. Of course our main industries are grain, oil, uranium and potash. Most of us love our huntin' and fishin' and we open doors for all women. We do have our golf courses and love our golfing (the most amount of golf courses per capita in North America).
Its funny you mention, I was just thinking that quite a lot of it applied to southern Manitoba.
By the way Home Brew, I love Corner Gas


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Old 09-07-2006, 01:13 AM
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And God Bless Texas

When people from out of state and country come here to work, mos stay for the rest of their lives. This is the greatest place to live, work and play. The only thing bad about Texas is July and August.
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Thay aint nothing bad about TEXAS. My move to the just east of Texas was due to family needs. My wife wants to move back to Houston eventually. Kids and more importantly the grand kids are still there.

BTW, "BUBBA" is currently living in NEW YORK with his woman the se-na-ta.
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i'm right here!!!
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Bubba Is Alive And Well ~

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Well iam from the east coast and i dont wear my pants low, but could you tell me where i could find Bubba?
BUBBA IS IN PORT ARANSAS AND IS ON THE CITY COUNCIL AND CLAUDE IS THE MAYOR AND RIDES A MOTORCYCLE !
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Funny thing is, I just moved to Texas from Los Angeles. I know two guys named Bubba and one named Mullet. All of them are from Los Angeles.

At least I didn't name my kids Piper, Willow, Bristol, Track, and Trig like Sarah Palin.
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Funny thing is, I just moved to Texas from Los Angeles. I know two guys named Bubba and one named Mullet. All of them are from Los Angeles.

At least I didn't name my kids Piper, Willow, Bristol, Track, and Trig like Sarah Palin.
That alone should have started the "Have You Done Drugs" questions. Everyone one is still so confused, it hasn't occurred to ask.
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