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Old 09-15-2004, 02:44 PM
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Angry Good God I'm bored! Read this or die, its funny.

First a funny picture, which is somebody's avatar on another site:

That was funny.

Now here's something else that's funny:

Story about some african dude who got his junk knawed off by his angry wife!

You have been entertained. Go back to work.

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Old 09-15-2004, 02:48 PM
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I wonder how many cows she will have to pay for that one...ouch.

Wouldn't he have woken up BEFORE she bit off his testicles...I would think that would hurt.

He's a nullo now....sad.
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Old 09-15-2004, 03:04 PM
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That avatar is a Indiana Jones rip off.

as for the African, HAHAHA, he probably had AIDS anyway.
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Old 09-15-2004, 03:10 PM
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Damn!

I'll repeat that....DAMN!


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Old 09-15-2004, 04:36 PM
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maybe she was just hungry

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Old 09-15-2004, 05:53 PM
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Mrs. Dahlmer,your meal is ready
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Old 09-15-2004, 07:08 PM
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He beat his wife, now he has nothing left to beat....

...I got nothin.


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Old 09-16-2004, 07:55 AM
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I'd have to be pretty damn tired to sleep through someone chewing my nuts off.
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:46 AM
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Talk about rough sex!!!
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Old 09-16-2004, 10:46 AM
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Wow....
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"If you kill somebody you must pay 49 cows, even if you've removed somebody's tooth - it's one sheep. But this has never happened to a Maasai," he said.
Talk about buying the farm.LOL.
Here's 4sheep,1goat and 2 cows....I'm gonna kick her ***.
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:23 PM
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FAKE, FAKE,FAKE

Sorry there is no way i believe this one....

Any man over the age of 3 has had at least one time in his life been hit in this area..... and we all know that a small contact causes great pain.......GREAT PAIN !!!!!

There is no way that dude slept through her knawling through his sack and did not wake up..... No way..... no how......

I am in pain just thinking about it!!!!!!

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Old 09-16-2004, 02:11 PM
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I'm not sure if it was a fake. First of all it was from the BBC news. Second of all, during the later stages of sleep (can't remember if its stage III and later or IV) your body actually shuts down voluntary control over your muscles. Ever heard of sleep paralysis? It happens when the brain stem flubs up and takes a minute to "turn on" the control to the body, and a person wakes up and is unable to move for up to several minutes. Its possible that those sensations were dulled or shut off, but unlikely. He may also have been drunk.

Seems with a wound that great, he would have bled to death in his sleep though...

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Old 09-16-2004, 02:13 PM
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It was on the local news stations at my house.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:14 PM
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lol, no penis news is good news!

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Old 09-16-2004, 06:43 PM
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It didn't say that he slept through it...It said that one of the neighbors called because of the screaming. I am assuming that he was screaming from the pain....awake.
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