This is kinda related to the "useful tools" discussion...
Now heres something I been thinking about pretty weird. I don't know if any of you all have ever used Gorilla Glue? But I think that stuff is made by aliens from outer space. First off they start by saying its the "Strongest Glue on Planet Earth" on the label...yea planet earth all right...notice they did not say "the world" or "the universe". No buddy, its only the toughest (not strongest) glue on PLANET EARTH. Now what gluemaker would use these kind of words? A goddarn alien, thats who!
And have you ever got that stuff on your hands and let it (accidentally) "cure"? Nothing on PLANET EARTH will remove that stuff from your skin either...and I tried everything from paint thinner, alcohol, nail polish remover. Those jokers have the nerve to say "remove excess with soap and water!" Oh what a joke! If you ever use that stuff, and you're kinda sloppy, you better wear gloves. It took about 4 days for that stuff to "wear off" my hands.
Its worse than crazy glue or super glue too. That will eventually peel off over a day or two, and it won't rip your skin either. But don't even try to peel off that Gorilla Glue...it will rip off layers of skin and leave you blistered! This is after two or three days too. I talk from experience...I aint exagerating either!
Then you try reading the black type font on the brown label, and you have to use a lighted magnifying glass, because all the directions are made smaller than ant's private parts, and you can't make out the words from the background because its too dark. And when the bottle gets wet, the directions wash off. They say "Do Not Overapply!" Because of some kind of "polymerization" process (yea thats what they say anyhow), the stuff literally GROWS and EXPANDS to 5 times its application size and mass.
I just don't think that glue comes from this planet. I have never seen anything natural or made by man that acts so crazy! This is not glue...its a science fiction movie at your fingertips! I mean it does work really good, especially if your joining pourous surface. But its a whole production number to prep and clean up! If you never used this stuff before...be warned!
Maybe we weren't the first?
Now heres something I been thinking about pretty weird. I don't know if any of you all have ever used Gorilla Glue? But I think that stuff is made by aliens from outer space. First off they start by saying its the "Strongest Glue on Planet Earth" on the label...yea planet earth all right...notice they did not say "the world" or "the universe". No buddy, its only the toughest (not strongest) glue on PLANET EARTH. Now what gluemaker would use these kind of words? A goddarn alien, thats who!
And have you ever got that stuff on your hands and let it (accidentally) "cure"? Nothing on PLANET EARTH will remove that stuff from your skin either...and I tried everything from paint thinner, alcohol, nail polish remover. Those jokers have the nerve to say "remove excess with soap and water!" Oh what a joke! If you ever use that stuff, and you're kinda sloppy, you better wear gloves. It took about 4 days for that stuff to "wear off" my hands.
Its worse than crazy glue or super glue too. That will eventually peel off over a day or two, and it won't rip your skin either. But don't even try to peel off that Gorilla Glue...it will rip off layers of skin and leave you blistered! This is after two or three days too. I talk from experience...I aint exagerating either!
Then you try reading the black type font on the brown label, and you have to use a lighted magnifying glass, because all the directions are made smaller than ant's private parts, and you can't make out the words from the background because its too dark. And when the bottle gets wet, the directions wash off. They say "Do Not Overapply!" Because of some kind of "polymerization" process (yea thats what they say anyhow), the stuff literally GROWS and EXPANDS to 5 times its application size and mass.
I just don't think that glue comes from this planet. I have never seen anything natural or made by man that acts so crazy! This is not glue...its a science fiction movie at your fingertips! I mean it does work really good, especially if your joining pourous surface. But its a whole production number to prep and clean up! If you never used this stuff before...be warned!
Maybe we weren't the first?