[lanierledford]

A good friend was having trouble, well a problem. It seems that his face was starting to turn blue and his eyes were starting to pop out. Being a good friend, I said something to him about it. He said, I have been noticing that I begun to look different in the mirror. I ask if he'd seen a Dr. about it and he said no, but I think I should.
Well, the next day he got an appointment an the Dr. told him he didn't know what was causing it, but he'd give a complete exam. and find out.
Well about 2 hours later the Dr. called him in and said he found his problem. He said , well Dr. lets hear it.
Well it seems that it your left testicle and it'll have to come out. He said, Dr. you can"t be for real. He told him he was sorry and if he didn't want the operation, he'd understand.
Well he thought about it for todays and decided that he could go through like looking this way, so he said OK DR.
After the operation he went home and looking in the mirror, he was looking better, so he went back to work.
After 2 or 3 days he started to star getting blue in the face and his eyes started to pop out again, so back to the Dr. he went.
After checking him over again, he said , I so sorry, but I'm afraid the other one will have to come out 2.
He said, Dr. if I loose the other 1, I be no good. He Dr. he more than understood, but he did't see any alternative.
Well after due consideration, he decided to have it done.
Well upon recover and leaving the hospital, on the way home he got to thinking. Well I don't have anymore, so it got to be gone. I'm going to stop and buy me a new suit the celebrate. After picking out a suit, the sale man said you need some new shirts to go with your new suit. Yea I guess I could use some new shirts, I wear a 15 x 15 1/2 shirt. The sale man said, no you wear a 17 x17 1/2 shirt. My buddy said, no I wear a 15x15 1/2 shirt and have for years, I know what I wear.
The saleman's said, I been in this business for 35 years and I know my business, you need a 17 x17 1/2 shirt.
The sale man said, you can't wear a 15 x15 1/2 in. shirt, if you do your face will turn blue, and your eyes will pop out.

[bullheimer]

and his nuts will fall off too, apparently.