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Old 10-18-2004, 07:34 PM
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Henry Ford in Heaven

I figured you guys would like this one....

Henry Ford in Heaven


Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says "Yes." "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protrusion.
2. it chatters at high speeds.
3. the rear end wobbles too much.
4. and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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Old 10-18-2004, 07:38 PM
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Wow...thats a good one!

Never did take to the Fords myself but the women...now thats a different story...so may women..so little time...LOL


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Old 10-18-2004, 08:08 PM
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HaHaHaHa.. I like that one
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Old 10-18-2004, 08:11 PM
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To steal a line



Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:30 PM
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wow, this one is going to get ****canned in a hurry!

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Old 10-18-2004, 10:37 PM
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wow

thats awesome!!



(quote) Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all. (quote)

true dat!
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:47 PM
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Re: wow

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thats awesome!!



(quote) Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all. (quote)

true dat!
coming from the guy whose probably only seen one.(in person)
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:51 PM
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coming from the guy whose probably only seen one.(in person)
Yeah...............his mama..........lol
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Old 10-19-2004, 11:09 AM
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Yeah...............his mama..........lol
nice
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