Henry Ford in Heaven

schnitz · #1 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 06:34 PM

I figured you guys would like this one....

Henry Ford in Heaven

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says "Yes." "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protrusion.
2. it chatters at high speeds.
3. the rear end wobbles too much.
4. and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."

tm454 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 06:38 PM

Never did take to the Fords myself but the women...now thats a different story...so may women..so little time...LOL

Tazz

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5.0 freak · #3 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 07:08 PM

HaHaHaHa.. I like that one

Ghetto Jet · #4 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 07:11 PM

hahaha

RCastle · #5 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 07:20 PM

To steal a line

Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all.

**killerformula** · #6 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 09:30 PM

wow, this one is going to get ****canned in a hurry!

K

53fordguy · #7 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 09:37 PM

thats awesome!!

(quote) Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all. (quote)

true dat!

Ghetto Jet · #8 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 53fordguy
thats awesome!!

(quote) Once youv'e seen one woman's *
Well......you want to see them all. (quote)

true dat!

coming from the guy whose probably only seen one.(in person)

**poncho62** · #9 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto Jet
coming from the guy whose probably only seen one.(in person)

Yeah...............his mama..........lol

Ghetto Jet · #10 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poncho62
Yeah...............his mama..........lol

nice

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