[Weimer]

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a NOBR>U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

I watched a thing on Comedy Central that had Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy, plus a couple of others do a skit on this.
I am still laughing at what Larry the Cable Guys said....
My grandmother was 104 yrs old when she died. The day of her funeral I went to the florist to get flowers for her and the guy behind the counter asks " these for your grandmother?" Yup...she was 104 when she died. "104? Wow, how'd she die?"
Uh....she wrecked her Harley at bike week in Daytona...here's your sign!

Later,
WEIMER

[crazy larry]

I agree!!!

[Dutchman]

Wiemer,
We could use that to answer some of the questions asked on the board, like the ones already in the knowledge bank. Maybe even make a smilie with a big "S".
Dutch

[Cliff Elikofer]

I'm going to have to use this. I like it. I'll probably get into trouble for it but all well....lol.

[fat50]

Around these parts i would have to order sign on a roll like paper towel, and would go through 2 rolls a day!!! Funny stuff......



C

[Barz51]

Hey Weimer that show on Comedy Central was the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. That was one of the funniest movies I have ever watched. My favorite line came from Larry the Cable Guy. He was talking about women he had dated and he said something to this effect:

I dated this one gal who had one boob bigger than the other. She got into a wet T-shirt contest and took first and third place.

[astroracer]

The "Here's your sign" Skit's are from Bill Engval... VERY funny stuff. If you see his first CD pick it up... It's well worth it.
Most of his comedy is family oriented and it ALL applies in my household... It's not very often we go through a whole day without using the "here's your sign" line at least once... The I.G. Joe's skit is good also.
Mark

If you watched any of the Foxworthy shows on TV Bill was on the show. He worked on the loading docks.

[TooMany2count]

damn I would go through a box of these everyday JUST AT HOME. Some of the crap that comes outta my wifes mom just amazes me, and dont ask cause theres toooooooo many to list. I'm surprized I havent had to have my neck fused from the daily shaking of my head when the wife speaks, God love her....joe

[406chevelle]

I agree there are a lot of really stupid people out there.

When kids leave high school with a diploma or not, they should receive a card to to show the clerk at the T-shirt store indicating what level of stupidity should be on there shirt, the world would be a much easier place to live for all.

I hate to admit it but we all would need a temporarily stupid shirt for those Brain laps times.

Ahh Duhh, thanks for the spell checker Jon, it makes it easy to hide which sigh is on my shirt.

406chevelle

[4 Jaw Chick]

Remember the t-shirts that were popular in the late '70's? I'M WITH STUPID --> and STUPID'S WITH ME-->.
Maybe they should resurrect them. What do you think?

Chickie.

[akm]

Originally posted by Weimer
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid."

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried.

Later,
WEIMER

where was your sign? j/k

Aaron

[Sandflea427SS]

Oh yeah....well, none of you was carrying a piece of aluminum and caught the corner on a corner around the shop and had the piece come back and break your nose!!!!
Where's my banner...I mean my sign?
It's black and blue and I can't scratch it, pick it or blow it...
and Everything smells like "just got hit in the nose"!
Marlon Brando broke his nose backstage while doing a theatrical production of "a streetcar named desire"!
He liked it.
I like my new nose too...I think it makes me better looking.
Women smile at me,babies giggle,mearly festive men look at me funny,my car is running better....
I least I got to straighten it a little from when the karate instructor broke it.

[Rubberman2003]

lmao

[38 special]

That would give new meaning when a person would try the come on line,"What's your (astrological) sign?"