O.K. but just this once!! This penguin was driving his Cadillac through the desert, when he noticed a fog of smoke coming out of the back of his car! Fearing for his life, he stopped at the nearest Service Station and explaned to the mechanic that being a penguin, he couldn't stay out in the hot sun for long! The mechanic pointed to the Baskin-Robbins next door and told the penguin that he could stay cool over there while his car was being looked at! About a half-hour later the penguin wandered back over to the station, seeing the mechanic under his car, he asked "have you figured it out yet?" As the mechanic slid out from under the car, he looked at the penguin and said "It looks like you blew a seal!" The penguin quickly wiped his mouth and said "NO,REALLY! I was eating ice cream nextdoor!!!!"
[ February 01, 2003: Message edited by: OddRodder ]</p>