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Old 02-21-2006, 08:03 AM
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You will fail this test too don't worry


A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
>> with one of her students.
>>
>> The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
>>
>> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
>> sister is in the 3rd
>> grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
>> in the 3rd grade too!"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals
>> office.
>> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
>> explained to the principal what the situation was.
>> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
>> give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
>> questions he was to
>> go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>>
>> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
>> to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>
>> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>> Harry: "9".
>> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>> Harry: "36".
>>
>> And so it went with every question the principal thought
>> a 3rd grader should know.
>>
>> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
>> think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
>> questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>> have only two of?"
>> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
>> do not have?"
>> The principal wondered, why would she ask such a
>> question!
>> Harry replied: "Pockets."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>> Harry: "Pants"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
>> hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
>> Harry: "Coconut."
>> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
>> soft and sticky?"
>> The principals eyes opened really wide and before he
>> could stop the answer.
>> Harry: "Bubble gum"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
>> do sitting down and a dog do on three legs ?"
>> Harry: "Shake hands."
>> The principal was trembling.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
>> 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
>> Harry: "Fire truck"
>>
>> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
>> teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade,
>> I got the last seven questions wrong......


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Old 02-21-2006, 10:56 AM
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Man, so thats why I always had trouble with school work!


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Old 02-21-2006, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob Keller
You will fail this test too don't worry


A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
>> with one of her students.
>>
>> The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
>>
>> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
>> sister is in the 3rd
>> grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
>> in the 3rd grade too!"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals
>> office.
>> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
>> explained to the principal what the situation was.
>> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
>> give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
>> questions he was to
>> go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>>
>> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
>> to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>
>> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>> Harry: "9".
>> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>> Harry: "36".
>>
>> And so it went with every question the principal thought
>> a 3rd grader should know.
>>
>> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
>> think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
>> questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>> have only two of?"
>> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
>> do not have?"
>> The principal wondered, why would she ask such a
>> question!
>> Harry replied: "Pockets."
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>> Harry: "Pants"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
>> hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
>> Harry: "Coconut."
>> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
>> soft and sticky?"
>> The principals eyes opened really wide and before he
>> could stop the answer.
>> Harry: "Bubble gum"
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
>> do sitting down and a dog do on three legs ?"
>> Harry: "Shake hands."
>> The principal was trembling.
>>
>> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
>> 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
>> Harry: "Fire truck"
>>
>> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
>> teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade,
>> I got the last seven questions wrong......


R

At that rate, Harry becomes a Doctor by age 12,marries Ms. Brooks,cashes in on that "Sex Ed" he missed when he skipped 6th grade & had 10 kids with her... Kimo
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haha. that was good, i'll have to tell everybody at work that one

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Looks like Rob has some repressed feelings from his childhood. ( who doesn't) Or maybe he's been watchin some of THOSE movies. Ms brooks sounds like she should be teaching something other than first grade. I wonder if thats how Mary Kay Letourneau started out.....Hmmm. Harry has a cousin in NY named little Tony. Check this.
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=4526
I won't cut and paste it all...It has nasty words in it. Later, mikey
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Haha, those were good... ...but why hasn't washed Little Tonys mouth with soap yet??? ...I bet Ms Brooks works at the local nudie bar like Ms Davis from that movie Varsity Blues... ...Kimo...
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:56 AM
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Heres Ms Brooks




R

Damnit Rob...if i had teachers like that when i was in school,i'd a graduated with Honors,kumladen,maybe even been the validictoren...
<clears throat>...Mr Napolis,i need a word with you after class... : ...that one word would be aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! .....Kimo
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