As most of you may have noticed, we have a brother who is in need. He is a hot rod junkie and a 50's kinda guy who has been kidnapped and taken across the pond. He sits at light, looking out his dismal cell window toward the west, dreaming of things that he would love to have. I would call upon all of you to send him what you think he needs, wants, or could use. Here are the perameters:
a) It must fit in a 2 ft square box.
b) It must not weigh over 50 lbs
c) It must be something YOU couldn't live without if you were kidnapped to a foriegn land
What would you send?
I will send him my eight track and the 14 Tapes that still play. some of the titles are the Best of the 4 Seasons, Canned Heat, and Hotel California
I would fill the box with assorted Lego blocks with wheels and tires so he could build whatever he wanted. Maybe throw in a Lava lamp to use as a night light.
Ok lets see old issues of car mags so he can dream of what will be whene hegets out. A Holly carb compleatly apart with no instructions. Got to keep busy putting something togethe. Lol
lol! i love it you crazy kool people, just a job & green card would work! oh & somewhere to park the old '32, a workshop, a nice house, somewhere to cruise, a BBQ, a bit of sunshine would be nice, Famoso raceway in the backyard, am i pushing my luck?
4 shop rags soaked in gear oil - i love that smell 1st thing in the am!
the mono jet in the top of my tool box.
1 can moist cat food
3 striped lug nuts
buncha u.s. flag stickers
1 kit 2 part epoxy
1 green card
passports for he & the family
1 map of the us!
A passport, florida licence, birth certificate, SSC, Florida PO box and street adress, voting registration card, Visa card and a $52 parking ticket dated two weeks before his planned arrival. As well as a 2x4" card with the history of American born Julian Green, born in Perry florida, high school sweethearts etc etc.
The zip gun and shells hid in the 8 track player sent by Madd, the individual paper and plastic documents hid in the 8 track cartriges. As well as a 1-800 number to replace the manufactueres ID number on the 8 track. The number is of a local business in florida in case of problems a HRBB member will be there to guide you.
gren cards are easy just meet a cute american that you think you can stand for a while and get hitched bada bing bada boom you got a green card that goes for both men and women
well first you have to find a willing 2nd party (the one your gonna marry) then you have to pitch woo to convince them that this could work then you go to vegas and get hitched what do u think HKing ?????? you could become legal begal
or any of you other good looking SINGLE(that eliminates hotrodit ) if HKing aint interested
[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: chevelle girl ]</p>
Want to become Lady Faustus do you? Well I'm up for it as long as Hotrodit can be one of the witneses, bring WayOutCat from the cheese state and Hemmi from his neck of the woods, I'll swing by upstate and grab Madd throw him in the trikes trailer and hammer to the state that you can start in the middle and drive 500miles and still not be out of it.
Hafta warn you though, don't beleive in divorce so you better like me or have a very large gun and very very good aim and luck.
So what do you think sweetheart?
Mommy won't be to happy..."Look mom, I married the crypt keeper"
MZ Hodrotit, if I can get a babysitter for my wife, I'll marry you. We'll invite all those close to here in South Cacalaky and go to ...um... we'll go to Hooters for the receptions. "I'll have two of those, please"
Ok, a rousing chorus of Anchors Aweigh, but look out for that fat chic in FLA with the thong. When she crosses her legs, it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock!
[ July 11, 2002: Message edited by: Madd Syntst ]</p>
We could make it a triple wedding, but is there anyone out there that would take on hotrodit! Maybe he should stick to the zip gun and Florida licence.
that sounds like fun what do you think az ???? dont worry i have very god aim if you turn out to be that bad lady chevelle girl has a nice ring to it dont you think ??? you do body work and i work at hooters there is bound to be one near you somewhere ..... but if i work there i have to deal with the local jar heads so maybe i'll find something diffrent to occupy my time if you werent taken hotrodit i would think about it ..... maybe....... but alas it looks like your stuck with me fausts........ or am i stuck with you ....... i mean if you like that could be remidied i could go out into the world and fing someone else ....who said i care what my mom thinks im not out to make her happy for the rest of her life ive come top realize that there s no making that woman happy so i really dont try anymore.....
Whhhhhhhhhhy not! get married in the lovyliest of graveyards, at dusk, have all my gouls and ghosts on one side and all your fleshies on the other surrounded by Jack O lanterns and orange and red Orchids. red, white, orange and black candles floating on alternatly colored water lilies in the pond serounding. Have Ralph the headless horseman preform the ceremony, little does anyone know he was actually a priest in the early 16th century. You in your wedding dress and me in my goulishly black tux with full tails and a small sleepy bat for a bowtie Retire to the castle afterward with 50 hooters girls to serve the reception dinner...I know what I'm having!
and what would that be ????? better not be one of them .............. what do ya'll think ya wanna????
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