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Old 08-26-2003, 11:56 PM
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How about a joke. Can we do this.

A couple with two teenage children go on vacation to Europe. In their travels they come upon a nude beach. Being some what liberal minded, they decide it would be good for the kids to experience the beach.
The son is only 13 years old so it is not long before the questions start.
Mom why are some women's breast so large. Mom replies, I don't know but the larger the breast the dumber the women.
A short time later the boy ask Mom why are some men larger down here than others. Mom answers the larger a man is down there the dumber the man is.
Some time goes by when he runs to his Mom.
MOM, MOM it's DAD he is talking to the dumbish women on the beach and the more he talks the dumber he gets.

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Old 08-28-2003, 09:43 AM
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And my mom keeps on saying how smart I am for marrying a country girl. Hmmmmmmmmm
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A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and, he thinks -- what the hell -- and goes on to tell her the works.He covers a wide assortment of topics and by the time he's finished, hisdaughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
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Old 08-28-2003, 04:08 PM
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i had dinner at my boss' place the other night.

his wife started to serve dinner and asked me "John, how many potatoes would you like?"

i said, "just one."

she said "Now, John, you don't have to be polite"

so I said "Just one, you fat cow!"

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i had dinner at my boss' place the other night.

his wife started to serve dinner and asked me "John, how many potatoes would you like?"

i said, "just one."

she said "Now, John, you don't have to be polite"

so I said "Just one, you fat cow!"

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