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Old 10-20-2005, 01:06 PM
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How to change the oil in your car

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Instructions on how to change the oil in your car - FOR WOMAN


1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.


MONEY SPENT

Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00

TOTAL $21.00



OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00

2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home.

3) Open a beer and drink it.
Full text: http://cwols.com/jokes/men/03.htm

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sorry jon, somone emailed it to me so i thought i would post it up, i didnt know where it came from originally.
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