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Old 08-02-2003, 09:25 PM
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How to make a girl.......

Hey folks, I just found out my wife is pregnant (this makes three). She really wants a girl, so I was wondering how to make one. I tell her that the reason I can't make a girl is because when I do 'get lucky', all I think is "Oh boy- Oh boy". I suggested she go stay with my little bro for awhile, he made two girls in the same year. I think I finally figured out what was causing all these kids though, I think it's a hereditary condition.

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Old 08-02-2003, 09:30 PM
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Congrats man!!

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Old 08-02-2003, 09:52 PM
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first, you insert.... dunno, i have a 2 month old GIRL..
hoping boy, but love her just the same. i'd say i'd swap you, but i like mine too much!!!
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I have my first boy and first kid on the way. I would suggest driving 100 miles home from a jobsite when your wife says its time. Worked for me, but damn that is a long way to drive.

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Congrats BSTMECH!!! Fantastic news!

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Hey Best,
The only thing I can tell you, Is after you get her ready, Showered, shaved, perfumed and breathing hard, call me!

congratulations.

I have 3 boys and 1 girl, took a while to figure it out.
Must of had good neighbors.Lol

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Old 08-03-2003, 10:00 AM
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we knew you could do it!!!!
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Congratz, thats so awesome man
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That’s easy! You just pick out only boys names, buy all boys baby clothes, toys, and accessories, paint their room blue and green, tell the siblings they are going to have a baby brother, and get them use to calling it Cody. Then after she’s born you have to come up with a girls first name in five minutes and keep Cody as a middle name.

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Didnt you take the lazy route out BST? You had the blueprints right infront of ya the whole time!!!!!





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That's it, it was those blueprints that got me here in the first place!

Does anyone know where I can get a babysitter to work from about 7am (or whenever he's born), till about SCHOOL AGE?


You guys are
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Does anyone know where I can get a babysitter to work from about 7am (or whenever he's born), till about SCHOOL AGE??? Chris
thats what grandparents are for.........
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Well first you need to find some various parts and peices, arms legs a nice torso, for this the local you stab'em we'll slab'em will do superbly, make sure you get them before imbalming though. You can never get rid of that smell if you don't. For the internals you may have to do some hunting, but depending on your location, fresh parts may not be hard to find. Assembly required, but it sure saves money and you can assemble her fully grown or at any age interval.

Congrats, soon you'll have a fully grown brewed of greasemonkeys and motorheads to aid you in your old age.

"Is that light green or red, I can see that far? Ahhh...who cares, if I go fast enough I have a 50/50 shot of makin' it' WHOA! my dentures nearly fell out on that one...the old girl still has it...same as she was in 2002"

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Paint the babies room blue, and buy all boy stuff. trust me, the apple will not have a stem!
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