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Old 07-16-2003, 02:03 PM
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How to tell when it's summer

It's summer when..

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.


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Old 07-16-2003, 02:13 PM
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Dont forget copper bodies and sun bleached bleach blonde hair.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:17 PM
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Girls in jogging shorts riding 10 speed bicycles

I'll stop right there so this doesn't end up in the dump!
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:35 PM
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Summer...
When the lawnmower gets more miles than your hot rod!!!!
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:17 AM
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Your oil doesn't cool down long enough to change it!


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Old 07-17-2003, 04:04 PM
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You know its summer when your ear wax melts.

104 degrees at my shop today, and it was raining.

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Old 07-17-2003, 05:27 PM
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Summer on Cape Cod. Ummm.... that's the week between the rainy season and the snow season.
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Well its summer when all the women go crazy thats for sure.
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