[Auto-Part]

I was taking my BB 73 Vette for a final run before I put it away for the winter a ricer pulled up beside me at the lights and he kept on teasing me So I figure I would blow the doors of this silly little ricer with his fart pipe and all. The light changed green and I nailed the monster I did spin the wheels a bit But that ricer dug in and man did he run he basically left me in the dust. The horror I guess our old technology just can keep up. The horror the horror. Hats off to the young crowd I guess it's their turn now. Oh well I guess I will go home and get drunk. The Horror the horror

[poncho62]

Yeah, and they get all the women too, eh

[Auto-Part]

Originally posted by poncho62
Yeah, and they get all the women too, eh

Dam!! How did you know I am still looking for a women Mine move out a month ago She was my 3rd in 3 years. I am coming off a 15 year marriage. Still looking and now getting my doors blown-off by ricers. Whats next

[1BAD80]

Yeah, those young women dig those cars and like to ride in them. The car shows are increadable with the largest crowd around the ricer cars.

[maddmaxx]

I am a manager of a grocery store and I have several teenagers that work for me that drive "rice burners" with "fart pipes" (LOL @ auto-part). They hang out at the local drag strip and race against each other for bragging rights. But when they have car trouble they are always asking me questions and usually end up taking their cars to a shop for repairs!!!
I would rather drive a gas guzzling powerhouse that I can rebuild myself, than an import/compact that I can't even fit my hand in to change a belt.
Down with rice burners!

[IanGermany]

Yea i have many a friend in the ricer crowd. They all got 4 cylinders
and NOS and huge wings. and lets not forget the Butt Trumpet.
I know that they are the new generation and all but man...
since when does having a body kit make u fast? I wish they had
never made that movie fast and the furious, cause then maybe we would still have real cars....

[BstMech]

Oh well, I would rather push that Vette than drive that piece of rice.

I'll save you any more embarrassment in the future, you can just send me that car.......he!! I'll even come pick it up!

[Quarter mile killer]

i've had my fair share of problems with ricers in the past( a few
months ago) and i beat the them all, but i have only raced a few.

i miss my charger....

p.s. i've shouldn't have been driving in the 1st place. i've stayed
off the road since then.. due to legal and safty issues...

1BAD80, i know what you mean, man. all the girls from my school
love those little fart boxes. but they liked my old charger better.

[OddRodder]

Come On auto-partner!! I told you it was time to add a blower and Pro-Street the old vette weeks ago! Now you're making us all look bad! Tell me did it look like a wing with a Honda bolted to it? With 4 hats on the seats? Dang, I saw that car just yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[BstMech]

Originally posted by OddRodder
Tell me did it look like a wing with a Honda bolted to it? With 4 hats on the seats? Dang, I saw that car just yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Me too!

[Quarter mile killer]

a honda? how in the world did you get smoked by a honda? they
are the lowest, slowest and by far the ugliest rice box out there.
your vette must have a set of 2:73's or something. because
auto-part, BB vettes are fast!!!

[lluciano77]

Quit shifting at 3,500 RPMs. Let it rev a little.

[OddRodder]

Originally posted by Auto-Part
[ I guess our old technology just can keep up. Hats off to the young crowd I guess it's their turn now. [/B]

Now that's a load of Poo! Your driving a low comp. gutless big block. DO SOMETHING with it or sell it and buy the little Porsche that you were talking about!! The car that you own could easily be a 10 second terror if you would spend a little green on it!! Cubic Inches is HORSEPOWER! So, add a supercharger, or rebuild the engine with higher comp., big cam,etc. Add Nitrous! Remember, almost all of todays technology can be retrofitted to your classic!!

[killerformula]

ha ha ha, oh man, whatever. I woudl never let myself get taken down by a littel piece of rice blowing in the wind. Get yourself the next step stickier, fatter tires, a pair of traction bars, some decent gears and either a blower or some NOS. If the rice boys want to play with the big boys let them. I'm from Detroit, and we don't take crap from rice around here.

FIGHT BACK!

[Meka]

I find this very hard to belive.