offer the guy a horrible horrible sob story (mother whos dieing of cancer used to drive a car like that when she was young and you want to get one before she finaly kicks over, just to see her smile one last time before her 60 yr smoking habit takes her)
then offer to pay 500 and to tear down the old garage and make everything tidy
recruit all your buddys w/ chainsaws w/ pizza payment and go over there and demolish that garage in an hour, give him all the other chit out of the garage, tow the car away and come backf for the firewood and go turn the garage to ash in a feild some place
the sob story is best done if you have an ancient woman sitting in the front seat of your car ....preferably an ancient woman that looks already dead and doesnt smile at all either ... rent an old bag from the old folks home if u have to ....
sounds like a horrible sin .... i know ... but its more of a sin to let that car sit like that another 5 minutes