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Old 08-25-2003, 04:27 PM
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For the ladies from the guys

I received this at work today. Thought I'd share it.

We've heard "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, beer, tools or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. No, you really do have too many shoes.

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I may have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Old 08-25-2003, 05:05 PM
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Wow! No more arguments... everything is so crystal clear. I am in awe of the wisdom.

I would like to humbly submit a few small additions:

1. Watching A-Team reruns with the boys IS quality time. Ask them.

1. If it is above 80 degrees in here, and you are cold and I am hot, I don't think there is something wrong with me. You can wear a blanket. If I take off anymore, the neighbors are going to call SRS.

1. If you tell me "Mom called," I assume that it is my mom. After 20 years, your mother is still "Mrs. _____" to me. She likes it that way, and so do I.

1. Yes, I DO know what the speed limit is. Thank you for asking, though.

1. I really do know that jerky, chips, salsa and pizza don't necessarily make up the four food groups. It only counts if there is pineapple on the pizza.
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:50 PM
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Christopher Columbus... yeah, that'd be me. I always know where I'm at even when I 'm lost.
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rule 1.

dont ask me to choose between you and my hotrod
you may not like the answer you get
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Old 08-27-2003, 04:55 AM
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i got one that happened to me
1- Dont say, "it's either me or the hot rod.I can pick up a fat chick anytime, you try to find parts for a............... where did you say you were moving???
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:24 PM
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O.K. Frisco .. you been talking to my Hubby???
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Old 08-27-2003, 01:22 PM
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Nope. Just Bubba, and he talks to everyone!
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Old 08-27-2003, 08:20 PM
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ROFL!!!
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