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Old 12-15-2003, 09:40 PM
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Life in Texas

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Texas Salesman

A kid from Texas applied for a job at a big store. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did."His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many sales did you make today?" The

kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales. How

much was the sale for?" Kid says, "$201,237.64." Boss says, "$201,237.64? What did you sell him?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish

hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down

at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold

him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him

down to the automotive department and sold him that big Cadillac 4X4 pickup." The boss said, "A guy

came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to

buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing'

Dutch

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Old 12-16-2003, 03:07 PM
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A Texan was in a bar one night looking for ladies and offered one a ride home.When the valet bought the car round she exclaimed"This the biggest car I ever seen"
The Texan replies "Everything is big in Texas"
He convinces her to drop by his Ranch for a drink,after entering the enormous gates they drive for miles."This sure is a big Ranch"
she says."Everything is big in Texas" he replies.
Eventually they arrive at an enormous mansion "My" says she "That is the most largest house I ever seen"
"Everything is big in Texas"
When they go to the bedroom and undress she says "Thats the largest THING I ever seen"
"Everything is big in Texas"
When they finally get onto the enormous bed, he is on top trying without much resistance, he says "WHAT part of Texas are YOU from"
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