This is really long, but stick with me, it's hysterical.
I'm hanging out at my friend John's house with my friend's Mike and Amanda. We were waiting for Dave to get off of work (remember him in the Hangover thread?) The plan was to go over to his house since his parents were away for the weekend, again. So Dave calls at 11:00 and says he just got home but he's tired and has to get up early to drive his little sister to work the next morning. So basically we got uninvited. It was pretty much decided right away that we were going to go to f with him while he was sleeping. You can't cancel on us and get away with it. LOL We bounced a couple ideas around. We knew that we had to get inside the house to really do something that would scare him. We came up with the perfect plan. We called Dave's sister's cell phone while she was asleep. She woke up, we told her what we planned on doing but we needed her to leave a door unlocked for us so we could get in. She said that Dave was watching tv in the living room so she couldn't go down and unlock the sliding door since it's right by the living room, but she would leave the front door unlocked. She also said that Dave sometimes checks the doors before he goes to bed.
Keep reading this gets really really good
By 1:30AM we had all the stuff we needed. We had a carryable cd player/stereo and a cd that we burned about 4 minutes of static followed by a 2 minute clip of some the scariest sounds I've ever heard. It has some really creepy laughing and other sounds, horror stuff. We also wrote out a note with fake blood that we spelled out RUN NOW DAVE on it. At this point Amanda was scared, she thought our plan was way to crazy, so she went home.
So we go to Dave's development and I parked kind of far away from his house. We walked around the back of Dave's house to make sure he wasn't still watching tv. He wasn't, and the lights in his 2nd story bedroom were off, as were all the other lights. So we were good. We went back around to the front of the house and the freaking door was locked. * So we went and tried to get in the sliding door around back, that wasn't going to happen. John called Dave's sister and woke her up, he told her to come downstairs and let us in. She did. We quietly told her what we were going to do, and when she heard a door slam to wake Dave up and act really scared. So Mike, John, and myself creep down into the basement with the bloody note and cd player. The only light we have was from the little light I have on my key chain.
We hashed everything out in the basement. We were going to call Dave's cell with my phone, but use *67 infront of the number so it would show as an unknown caller. Jon would whisper "you left the back door unlocked" and turn the phone off. Push play on the stereo. And we would quietly go up basement steps. John and I were going to hide in the house so we could hear what was happening. Mike pussed out, understandably, Dave's Dad's a hunter and Dave knows where his guns are at. Mike thought Dave might shoot one of us accidentally. So Mike said he was going to run back outside while we were hiding. The plan was that once Dave worked up the nerve to walk down in the basement, where the noise would be coming from, John was going to sneak into his room upstairs and hide under his bed. Meanwhile Mike and I would take credit for the whole thing, and once everything settled down and Dave went to bed John could scare the * out of him again.
Oh I forgot to mention that Dave's family has a dog, a big yellow lab, but fortunately, for us, at night Dave locks it in the laundry room because it chews on things. It's also extremely stupid.
So let the fun begin. John called Dave and said "you left the back door unlocked" We pushed play and went up the basement steps. John and I hid in the living room in a corner, behind a little table that's next to their sofa. Mike ran out the sliding door and slammed it so hard that it didn't latch, it bounced back open about a foot. The cold air was blowing in making the blinds click clack together. We left the basement door wide open and you could hear the static coming from the basement. It was awesome. Then we heard Dave's sister talking to Dave. "Did you hear that bang?" Dave said "yea, it's probably just Mike and those guys fing around." (in the past we usually bang on windows and stuff when he's home alone.) His sister says "well could you go check around please." Dave said "it just those guys, they always do this *" So she walks halfway down the steps and runs back up and says "Dave the basements doors wide open! and I can hear some hiss in the basement." (static is still playing.)" Dave's like "what!?" Dave's sister sounded like she was going to cry. "Go down there Dave, I'm scared, I wish Dad was here." [At this point I was really hoping that Dave didn't call the police, but...] Right about when Dave was halfway down the steps, and he made his little sister walk down infront him (puss) the track on the cd switched to the scary stuff. You could hear this freaking scary laugh coming from the basement, and it was LOUD, we had the volume allllll the way up. Dave flips. "who's down there!? You better quit *ing around!" Dave sister is saying "Dave I'm scared." Then the voice and noises on the cd change to something that nothing a normal human could make. Dave starts yelling at his sister, "Run! Let the dog out!" She ran to the laundry room and opened the door. The dog blasts out of the room, Daves yelling "GET EM JAKE, GET EM, IN THE BASEMENT!" The freaking dog ran right past the basement door, and into the living room, around the sofa, he gets 5 feet away from Me and John and he turns around and runs over to the open sliding door. AHAHA, stupid dog. Dave sister says "Oh My God the back doors open!" Dave's comes in the room holding his electric guitar like a baseball bat, he's heading toward the open door. The noises in the basement are still playing by the way. John and I had been trying not to laugh out loud but we just couldn't take it anymore, we busted out laughing. I mean rolling on the floor, tears in our eyes laughing. And Dave is standing there with no shirt on yelling. "Holy S" "You Mother *'s" By now Mike came back in the open door. The three of us are laughing. Dave is just standing there. He was just about in shock. He was shaking, his voice was quivering when talked, the hairs on his arms were standing up, his eyes were all watery and red. He was barely able to hold the cup when he pouring himself some ice tea while we were telling him about the whole plan came together. It was perfect. He was literally scared to death. And the best part was we didn't tell him that his sister was in on it, he thinks that we go in on our own.
I will never forget that prank. And I'm sure Dave won't either.
I'm hanging out at my friend John's house with my friend's Mike and Amanda. We were waiting for Dave to get off of work (remember him in the Hangover thread?) The plan was to go over to his house since his parents were away for the weekend, again. So Dave calls at 11:00 and says he just got home but he's tired and has to get up early to drive his little sister to work the next morning. So basically we got uninvited. It was pretty much decided right away that we were going to go to f with him while he was sleeping. You can't cancel on us and get away with it. LOL We bounced a couple ideas around. We knew that we had to get inside the house to really do something that would scare him. We came up with the perfect plan. We called Dave's sister's cell phone while she was asleep. She woke up, we told her what we planned on doing but we needed her to leave a door unlocked for us so we could get in. She said that Dave was watching tv in the living room so she couldn't go down and unlock the sliding door since it's right by the living room, but she would leave the front door unlocked. She also said that Dave sometimes checks the doors before he goes to bed.
Keep reading this gets really really good
By 1:30AM we had all the stuff we needed. We had a carryable cd player/stereo and a cd that we burned about 4 minutes of static followed by a 2 minute clip of some the scariest sounds I've ever heard. It has some really creepy laughing and other sounds, horror stuff. We also wrote out a note with fake blood that we spelled out RUN NOW DAVE on it. At this point Amanda was scared, she thought our plan was way to crazy, so she went home.
So we go to Dave's development and I parked kind of far away from his house. We walked around the back of Dave's house to make sure he wasn't still watching tv. He wasn't, and the lights in his 2nd story bedroom were off, as were all the other lights. So we were good. We went back around to the front of the house and the freaking door was locked. * So we went and tried to get in the sliding door around back, that wasn't going to happen. John called Dave's sister and woke her up, he told her to come downstairs and let us in. She did. We quietly told her what we were going to do, and when she heard a door slam to wake Dave up and act really scared. So Mike, John, and myself creep down into the basement with the bloody note and cd player. The only light we have was from the little light I have on my key chain.
We hashed everything out in the basement. We were going to call Dave's cell with my phone, but use *67 infront of the number so it would show as an unknown caller. Jon would whisper "you left the back door unlocked" and turn the phone off. Push play on the stereo. And we would quietly go up basement steps. John and I were going to hide in the house so we could hear what was happening. Mike pussed out, understandably, Dave's Dad's a hunter and Dave knows where his guns are at. Mike thought Dave might shoot one of us accidentally. So Mike said he was going to run back outside while we were hiding. The plan was that once Dave worked up the nerve to walk down in the basement, where the noise would be coming from, John was going to sneak into his room upstairs and hide under his bed. Meanwhile Mike and I would take credit for the whole thing, and once everything settled down and Dave went to bed John could scare the * out of him again.
Oh I forgot to mention that Dave's family has a dog, a big yellow lab, but fortunately, for us, at night Dave locks it in the laundry room because it chews on things. It's also extremely stupid.
So let the fun begin. John called Dave and said "you left the back door unlocked" We pushed play and went up the basement steps. John and I hid in the living room in a corner, behind a little table that's next to their sofa. Mike ran out the sliding door and slammed it so hard that it didn't latch, it bounced back open about a foot. The cold air was blowing in making the blinds click clack together. We left the basement door wide open and you could hear the static coming from the basement. It was awesome. Then we heard Dave's sister talking to Dave. "Did you hear that bang?" Dave said "yea, it's probably just Mike and those guys fing around." (in the past we usually bang on windows and stuff when he's home alone.) His sister says "well could you go check around please." Dave said "it just those guys, they always do this *" So she walks halfway down the steps and runs back up and says "Dave the basements doors wide open! and I can hear some hiss in the basement." (static is still playing.)" Dave's like "what!?" Dave's sister sounded like she was going to cry. "Go down there Dave, I'm scared, I wish Dad was here." [At this point I was really hoping that Dave didn't call the police, but...] Right about when Dave was halfway down the steps, and he made his little sister walk down infront him (puss) the track on the cd switched to the scary stuff. You could hear this freaking scary laugh coming from the basement, and it was LOUD, we had the volume allllll the way up. Dave flips. "who's down there!? You better quit *ing around!" Dave sister is saying "Dave I'm scared." Then the voice and noises on the cd change to something that nothing a normal human could make. Dave starts yelling at his sister, "Run! Let the dog out!" She ran to the laundry room and opened the door. The dog blasts out of the room, Daves yelling "GET EM JAKE, GET EM, IN THE BASEMENT!" The freaking dog ran right past the basement door, and into the living room, around the sofa, he gets 5 feet away from Me and John and he turns around and runs over to the open sliding door. AHAHA, stupid dog. Dave sister says "Oh My God the back doors open!" Dave's comes in the room holding his electric guitar like a baseball bat, he's heading toward the open door. The noises in the basement are still playing by the way. John and I had been trying not to laugh out loud but we just couldn't take it anymore, we busted out laughing. I mean rolling on the floor, tears in our eyes laughing. And Dave is standing there with no shirt on yelling. "Holy S" "You Mother *'s" By now Mike came back in the open door. The three of us are laughing. Dave is just standing there. He was just about in shock. He was shaking, his voice was quivering when talked, the hairs on his arms were standing up, his eyes were all watery and red. He was barely able to hold the cup when he pouring himself some ice tea while we were telling him about the whole plan came together. It was perfect. He was literally scared to death. And the best part was we didn't tell him that his sister was in on it, he thinks that we go in on our own.
I will never forget that prank. And I'm sure Dave won't either.