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Old 07-20-2005, 08:01 PM
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A little funny

Read this on another site.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the dinning room table with a cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
dating,
and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears
thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she
replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?"
"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in
my
face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for
20 years?'"
"I remember that too." she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten
out
today."

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Old 07-20-2005, 08:11 PM
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30 years to life. LOL! Good one!
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:27 PM
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That was too good!
We won't show this to wife!
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:30 PM
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oh man 2 years of a prissy girlfriend who stayed away from me when I turned wrenches (well if she came over when I was turning wrenches I'd be "inspected" and if deemed clean enough would get a hug). Damn, 20 years... gotta find the right woman for me!
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:45 PM
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Kevin, I wish you were here so I could shake your hand, that is a good one. way to funny.
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:04 AM
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That was the best, Kev!

Rock on and God bless...

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Old 07-21-2005, 01:48 AM
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haha...the funny thing is....Today is my 10th wedding anniversary. 1/2way there I guess.
Later,
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:48 AM
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The 13th of this month would have been my parole date.....20 years...
7-13-85 1:00PM,,,,,,How could I forget?

Nahhh, IT MY WIFE THAT SUFFERED!!
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:11 PM
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Hey, Beenway I'll be charging down on 27 years next week. But then who else would of put up with me for that long?
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:28 PM
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Sentences... (along the same line)

Q.) What's the SHORTEST sentence in the english language?
A.) "I am."

Q.) What's the LONGEST sentence then?
A.) " I do."

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