LOL!
Love the white wagon... it reminds me of a car that I saw in Calgary a year or two ago...
It was about an '88 Ford Tempo, and the guy had used vinyl house siding to create an "air dam" on the front. Oh yeah ... complete with the embossed woodgrain look. (No wing on it though...
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Another one: Picture an 85(?) Buick Riviera (front wheel drive) with HUGE (N50's?) on the back. Some teenage kid drives that here in Olds. My comment was: "OK ... NOW I've seen everything!"
You'd think the fact that people point and laugh would give some of these guys a clue???