M.S. requested joke thread - Page 3 - Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board
Hotrodders.com -- Hot Rod Forum



Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Unanswered Posts Auto Escrow Insurance Auto Loans
Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board > General Discussion> Hotrodders' Lounge> Off-Topic
User Name
Password
lost password?   |   register now

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
  #31 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:32 AM
hotrodit's Avatar
Member
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: U.K.
Posts: 92
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Talking

Then did Johnny Cash sing about her mom?

"Big River"

    Advertisement
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #32 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:43 AM
helrazr3's Avatar
im on a highway to hell
 

Last journal entry: new wheels and seats
Last photo:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: billerica, mass
Age: 50
Posts: 689
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 1
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Post

in boston you can see her dirty cousin muddy river
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #33 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:45 AM
New Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: plano tx
Posts: 13
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Post

lol
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #34 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 06:03 PM
Great '48 Bow Tie
Guest
 
Post

I don't know about her mother or cousin but her uncle Mississippi took a long leisure trip through the country. He was rollin rollin rollin on the river. He left a good job in th city workin for th man every night and day. woops I just couldn't help it. I got too close to the big river and fell in now I'm all muddy
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #35 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:48 PM
Croz's Avatar
Hotrodders.com moderator
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 464
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts
Post

Joke thread must not die...

Pirate walks into a bar. The pirate has a steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender notices this and feels it is his duty to point it out, saying to the pirate, "Hey, uh, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "Arrr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts."
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #36 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:50 PM
Croz's Avatar
Hotrodders.com moderator
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 464
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts
Post

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #37 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 10:52 PM
Croz's Avatar
Hotrodders.com moderator
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 464
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts
Post

A man comes home to find his wife with all of her bags packed and being loaded into a cab in front of their home. She's clearly divorcing him.

"Why are you leaving me?" he says.

"I'm leaving you because you're a pedophile!" she says.

"Well that's an awfully big word for nine-year-old," he says.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #38 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 11:25 PM
hotrodit's Avatar
Member
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: U.K.
Posts: 92
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Talking

A new minister in the neighbourhood doing house calls to get to know people,

knocks at the first door & introduces himself " hi i'm the new minister & whats your name"

Hello the woman replies " i'm Mrs Bent, thats Mr Bent over there & thats my son Johnny Bent, my daughter Fanny Bent has left home now but lives just down the road, go visit her if you want"

ok says the minister & proceeds to walk down the road, when he see's a gang of men peeping through a hole in a wooden fence, curious he also peeps through the fence only to see a beautiful young woman naked lying on the grass.

After a few minutes the girl ups & leaves So the minister ask's one of the men " excuse me was that Fanny Bent" & the guy replies " no it was probably the way you was looking at it"
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #39 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 11:35 PM
Croz's Avatar
Hotrodders.com moderator
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 464
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts
Post

A penguin takes his broken car to a mechanic.

While waiting, the penguin gets an ice cream cone. Then goes back to the garage.

As he approaches his car, he asks the mechanic how things are going. "Well," says the mechanic, "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replies, "Oh no, that's just ice cream."
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #40 (permalink)  
Old 07-22-2002, 11:54 PM
hotrodit's Avatar
Member
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: U.K.
Posts: 92
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Talking

lol that was funny!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #41 (permalink)  
Old 07-23-2002, 04:34 AM
Madd Syntst's Avatar
Returning American Maddman
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Boynton Beach, Fl
Age: 61
Posts: 444
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Wink

Drunk was trying to get a free drink. Finally a couple, being bar flys, help him out.
Man: If you can tell me who this girl has tatoo'd on the inside of her right thigh, I'll buy you a drink.
Drunk: That's dang skippy of ya, lets take a peek
Girl hoists one leg on a bar stool, rolls back her skirt and shows the tatoo. The drunk looks and looks, but gives up.
Girl: It's Elvis, can't you see?
Drunk gets close and squints: Dang, you sho am right. That there is the KING!
The guy takes pity on him: If you can tell me who she has tatoo'd on the other side, I'll buy you a drink.
The girl lifts her other leg onto a barstool and the drunk looks. He gets close, looks and gives up.
Girl: Can't you see, it's John Wayne!
Drunk gets close and squints hard: Well I'll be switched, that there is the Duke!
Just as the lady goes to drop her legs, the drunk holds her ankles for a moment.
Drunk: I know I didn't get either one of those two, but for a drink, I'll tell you right now, that ugly one in the middle is Willie Nelson
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #42 (permalink)  
Old 07-23-2002, 07:23 AM
WoodsEdge's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hoot Owl Ridge in S. Mtns. N.C.
Posts: 406
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Post

Aligator walks into a bar.
Bartender says; We don't serve aligators here
Aligator; Do you serve cajuns??
Bartender; Of course, we serve all people.
Aligator: Well then, bring me 2 cajuns and a glass of water.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #43 (permalink)  
Old 07-23-2002, 07:46 AM
WoodsEdge's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hoot Owl Ridge in S. Mtns. N.C.
Posts: 406
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Post

90 year old man anounces to family he's going to marry an 18 year old girl. The family being concerned makes him an appointment with his dr. the dr. checks him over. The dr. reminds him of his age and of the girls age and tells him, "That could be fatal". The old man replies," Well, if she dies, she dies."
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #44 (permalink)  
Old 07-23-2002, 02:41 PM
axle bastard's Avatar
you're killin me buck!
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: erie PA
Age: 39
Posts: 162
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Post

why are amish women so hard to please?

it takes two meninite!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #45 (permalink)  
Old 07-23-2002, 03:26 PM
4 Jaw Chuck's Avatar
Hotrodders.com Moderator
 
Last photo:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Manitoba, Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 4,973
Wiki Edits: 0

Thanks: 2
Thanked 89 Times in 72 Posts
Post

Stop!, Stop!, You guys...I peed my pants!!!! Some very fine jokage here.
__________________
Outlawed tunes from outlawed pipes
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name (usually not your first and last name), your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:21 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright Hotrodders.com 1999 - 2012. All Rights Reserved.