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Old 01-12-2003, 09:50 PM
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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy <img src="graemlins/spank.gif" border="0" alt="[spank]" />

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Old 01-15-2003, 12:46 PM
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ouch!! drunk leans over at the bar and says to the cutie next to him "excuse me miss, but can i smell yer coochie?" in shock the gal replies "hell no". "oh," he replies "then it must be yer feet" <img src="graemlins/pain.gif" border="0" alt="[pain]" />
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Old 01-24-2003, 09:28 AM
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hahahahahahahaa!@!!!! lol those are tight. wheres stonedchiahahahaha bro at? im waiting. "you brainwashed Americans ble blah blah nuns blah blah". funny joke though :p
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Fo Fee Fo- fee fa fo fo.


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What do ya get when you cross an insomniac, a dislexic and an agnostic? A guy who lays awake all night wondering if there is such a thing as a dog!

A blonde gets on the palne and sits down in first class. The female airline attendant asks her for her ticket. After examining it she informs the blonde that her ticket is for coach not first class and asks her to move. The blonde says, "Look, I'm 21, a blonde, I'm going to Los Angeles and I ain't moving from this seat! The female attendant finds the biggest male attendant on the plane, explains the situation, and HE approaches her and asks to see her ticket. He looks at it and tells her firmly, this ticket is for coach, you're seated in first class, now move. She responds, "Look buddy, I'm 21, a blonde, I'm going to Los Angeles AND I AIN'T MOVING! So both attendants go to the ****pit and inform the captain all about the blonde. He says, no problem. He goes back to the blonde, whispers something in her ear, she immediately unfastens her seatbelt, gets up and disappears into coach. The attendants are amazed. They ask the captain what did he tell the blonde? The captain responds, "I just told her that first class doesn't go to Los Angeles!"

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Old 01-24-2003, 12:27 PM
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up the hill".

The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.

Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you the scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's **** off". The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot".
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:49 PM
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how does a hillbilly girl know when her mother's on the rag? -her brother's **** tastes funny.

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Old 01-24-2003, 12:54 PM
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hillybilly girl goes up to her daddy and askes to borrow the car. "well, okay, but you know what you gotta do", hillbilly girl knows she has to give her dad a hummer to get the car, so gets down and starts to get busy, but looks up and says "oooh yuk! daddy! your dick tastes like ****!" -"oh yeah," sez dad, "your brother took the car"
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:44 PM
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hey bull some of those are the funniest nastyest jokes I have heard in a long time... True to life too
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Old 01-24-2003, 06:42 PM
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From the grapevine of bro's

How do you know when an afgany boy has become a man?
When his diaper moves from his ars to his head.

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James, I had to copy that joke and send it off to a few buds. lmao.
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Heard those hillbilly jokes, but still had to wipe my eye's from laughing.
Love that Afgan one too HK we need some more of them!!
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What do you call an Amish guy with his arm in a horses *****?

A MECHANIC!
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Old 01-25-2003, 06:43 PM
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This Joke is based on three guys who live in the northern clime; One summer day three morons went fishing together. One of them (Jack) decides to lean out of the boat a little to far and falls in. It turns out he can't swim so he sinks like a stone. The other two see this , dive in and bring him back up to the boat.
Since Jack wasn't breathing, one of them (Frank) decides to give him mouth to mouth recesitation. After a few minutes Frank looks up at his friend and says;" Geez! I don't remember Jack having such bad breath!" His friend looks down at all this while scratching his head, and says; "Ya know? I don't remember Frank wearing a snowmobile suit either."
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What is this noise?

clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.

An Amish drive by shooting.
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