Little Johnny goes into his mumīs bedroom, where she is entertaining her lover.Mum quickly slips little Johnny into the wardrobe.Without warning her husband arrives home,so she pushes her lover into the wardrobe as well.
Inside the wardrobe little Johnny says"Dark in here isīnt it?"
"Yes" says lover boy."For 10$ I wonīt tell my dad"
"Damn boy,okay"and coughs up.
A week later same thing happens again.
"Dark in here isīnt it?" "Yes, how much this time?"
"25 bucks" says our little hero.
The guy pays up.
That following Sunday little Johnny is in church,in the confession box.
"Dark in here isīnt it?"
"Donīt start THAT again" says the voice from the otherside.