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Old 11-14-2003, 09:05 AM
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The Trucker and the Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers
the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Linda Rose and you are losing some
of
your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the
truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Linda Rose and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking
his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Linda Rose, and
you
are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs
up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says..."Hi, my name is Gary, it's winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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