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Old 07-17-2002, 12:34 PM
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A Christian puritan goes to a small native village to try and teach the savages to be civalized. The puritan takes the cheif aside over a few weeks and tries to teach him things he can pass on to his native people. One day the puritan and the cheif go for a walk. The puritan points to a tree and says "tree", the cheif says "tree". The puritan and the cheif walk on and the puritan points to large bush and says "bush", the cheif repeats "bush". As the two walk closer to the bush they see a native couple getting it on hot and heavy in the bush, the puritan point to the couple and sheepishly says "riding a bike". The cheif imidiatly takes out his bow and kills the couple. the puritan astonished can't beleive that after all this time teaching the savage to be civilized and gentle he goes off and kills. The puritan asks "why did you do that!?!?!?" The cheif replies "He ride my bike"

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