2 piolets were talking, one american, one tiwanese. the tie piolet askes the american why they yell "geronimo" when they jump from a plane. the a\merican explains, then asks what the tiwanese yell when they jump from a plane.
the tie piolet tells the american they say "almighty buddah" . the american asks why. he is told that the giant hand of buddah lifts the piolet up, and sets him gently on the ground..
2 weeks later the american piolet is shot down, and forced to eject. his chute won't open, so he says "almighty buddah" and the giant hand scoops him up and sets on the ground.
the american looks up to the sky and says "jesus christ!" then the gia nt hand comes down from the sky and crushes him!
sorry about any bad spelling!
this was told to me by a tiwanese buddist.