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Old 07-18-2002, 03:37 PM
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A man had been stranded on an island for four years. One day as he's looking out to sea he see's what looks like a small boat. Soon he realizes it's not a boat but someone swimming towards him.Pretty soon this drop-dead gorgeous woman walks out of the surf in a wet suit. She asked him "When's the last time you had a cigarette?" "Four years ago" he replied. She unzipped a pocket on her sleeve, dug out a cigarette, lit it and handed it to him. "How's that?" "Wonderfull!" he said. "When's the last time you had a drink?" she said. "Four years ago" he replied. She unzipped a pocket on her other sleeve and brought out a pint of bourbon and handed it to him "How's that?" she asked. "Wonderfull!" he said. Then she slowly started to unzip the front of her wetsuit and in her sexiest voice asked "When's the last time you played around?" He was beside himself with anticipation and said "Don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there!"
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