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Old 07-18-2002, 04:56 PM
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A man and wife are driving on the freeway when a blue light comes on behind them. The man pulls over and a cop comes to the door.
Cop; Sir, I going to have to give you a ticket for doing 70 in a 55mph zone
Man; I was only going 55
Wife; Harry, you know you were going at least 80
Man gives wife a dirty look
Cop; Also sir, Im going to give you a ticket for that broken tail light.
Man; What broken tail light?
Wife: Harry, you've known that light was broken for weeks.
Man gives wife another dirty look
Cop; Sir, you also were not wearing your seat belt
Man; I unhooked it as you were walking up
Wife, Harry, you never wear your seat belt
Man turns to wife and says; Shut your damn mouth and keep it shut.
Cop to wife; Does he always talk to you like that?
Wife; No sir, only when hes drunk.
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