Hey now, that last one sounds good. I could hook up that compressor to the conduit. When an empty comes blasting into the house from one conduit, she can stuff a full one into the other for return. The only hitch in the plan is convincing her that it's a worthy, important job to stand by the end of the conduit watching for empties to come in.
All good inventions have minor details that have to be worked out.
I checked a local store for wire today. The guy only had #2 in aluminum, so I passed. Time to go deeper into the wilds of civilization.
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