Tell him your a latent flaming homosexual and would like him over for your Friday night "slippery fest".
Make sure he knows it's BYOC...
Bring Your Own Condoms. <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[drool]" />
“She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.”
— Han Solo