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#1 ·
just when i thought i was in the free and clear....... one of my old worthless friends who i ditched years ago shows up at my house. luckily i wasnt around. definitely gonna have to set him straight on how things are now and tell him to get lost. bad bad influence this guy is. :mad: any advice on the best way to get rid of him for good??? we were friends up until i just dropped off the face of the earth. guy was into you name it. man how things have changed for me.
 
#2 ·
Tell him straight out that life hasn't stood still and you are a changed person. If he's still the same, just tell him that you don't like hanging out with those types of people anymore. If he still bugs you, give him a shot in the pills and then when he bends over and covers his crotch in pain, take his face and slam it into your knee. You will break his nose or maybe even fracture his face. <img src="graemlins/pain.gif" border="0" alt="[pain]" /> That usually gets them every time!
 
#3 ·
Meet him at the door with a Bible in your hand and ask him if he'd like to read scripture with you? Ask him to Go to Church with you? Tell him your seeing someone else? Play Old country music really loud when he comes up the drive? Tell him your dog really dosn't like him and he will have to stay away?


Todd :rolleyes:


Rat Rods Rule!
 
#4 ·
Tell him your a latent flaming homosexual and would like him over for your Friday night "slippery fest".

Make sure he knows it's BYOC...

Bring Your Own Condoms. <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[drool]" />
 
#7 ·
i like this suggestion the most

Originally posted by tm454:
[QB]Meet him at the door with a Bible in your hand and ask him if he'd like to read scripture with you? Ask him to Go to Church with you?.... Play Old country music really loud when he comes up the drive?....

Todd :rolleyes:
[QB]<hr></blockquote>
maybee i should ask if he would like to join a religious cult with me. :D i think really loud gospel music would run just about all but the most hardcore punks off. thanks guys
 
#8 ·
Originally posted by 4 Jaw Chuck:
<strong>Tell him your a latent flaming homosexual and would like him over for your Friday night "slippery fest".

Make sure he knows it's BYOC...

Bring Your Own Condoms. <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[drool]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

What if he decides to take you up on it. Better be carful if he is a big guy :eek:

Chris
 
#13 ·
Originally posted by philPKP:
<strong>KNOCK ,KNOCK.... ;) <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[drool]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

you keep on a knockin but you cant come in...... yeah, i'm just gonna tell him how things are now, and see if that doesnt get rid of him for good. its hard when an old freind shows up and wants to talk about the "good" times. for me the good times are now,and the old friends werent much of friends to begin with so i wont lose anything. luckily i dont owe anyone anything so its easy to make a clean break. knowing what i know now there is NO going back. youre only ignorant until you know better, and i know. no way im ever going back. thanks guys
 
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