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Old 08-22-2003, 11:36 PM
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Nairb's Movie Review--open Range

I've always wanted to be a movie or food critic, what a job it would be, and I'm sure I could do better than two thumbs up.

Well movie-goers, tonight it was the latest epic western, OPEN RANGE with Robert Duvall and Kevin Costner. The movie is set in the high range country of the old west where Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner and some fat guy along with some foreign kid are driving cattle across--- you guessed it, open range land. There trip is foiled by some evil guy in a town who hates guys who's cattle eat his grass, and the killing begins. In between the weak plot, Robert Duvall plays his normal, know-it-all self and Kevin Costner tries his best to be something like Clint Eastwood as William Munny only much more philosophical. The story is muddled by a senseless romance between Kevin Costner and Anette Benning. Basically very predictable and corny but somehow the marathon gunfight makes it watchable for a while.
If you want a tough modern western, stick with Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven---he's old, he's pissed and he's gonna kill everybody. If you want a romance, watch Gone With The Wind.
If you want something that really makes no sense, watch OPEN RANGE. 2-1/2 stars

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Old 08-23-2003, 12:12 AM
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"he's old, he's pissed and he's gonna kill everybody".
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:06 PM
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Two adult tickets-- $13.75. One large popcorn with butter-- $3.75
One large soda---$3.50.
Your two year old baby cutting a loud fart during the love scene---PRICELESS!!!!!
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Open Range

Could be a cooking movie with a twist, Kevin Kostner has a love interest and its Robert Duvall. Think about it man, in todays market who knows what is going to be thrown at us next?? At least its a cowboy movie, a lame one but a cowboy movie!! Kevin in the faster and more furious?? No Vin though cause he's, doing spy movies?? Curettage some of the TV shows and you come up with A Queer eye for a straight Guy?? Whats with that? Yes I am Homo phobic so what! Some phobias just might be GOOD for this society. NAIRB, I guess I went off on a tangent, sorry!! Then this is the Lounge.



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Old 08-24-2003, 02:08 AM
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speaking of homo phobs...tonight you woulda had a blast with us.. (my friends and i)

lol please.. i felt sorry/bad after...but we had nothing else to do and were just teenagers ... so give us a break

we went to the local "gay club" down town.. and parked there were like 8 of us.. we got out of the car.. stood around crackin gay jokes..then when people cam out.. and started hangin around.. we all yelled ****** really really loud.. and ran into the car.. took off.. it was halerious.. i couldnt stop laughin.. then we left.. and after that.. we got to a stop light.. the when we got there.. a car pulls up next to us.. its a gay guy talkin crap.. sayin if we do that again.. hell personally beat all our *****... bla bla bla... all we could do is stare and try not to laugh at him..

it was a fun night.. but also i felt bad.. but were just kids.. i bet u guys got some stores up ur sleeves?..

and oh i herd that open range movie was a good one.. i dunno..

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