[hatebreed]

Monday night my mom and I drove out to Sulfer Spring to look at a 1976 Honda CR250M Elsonor(sp?) for $200.. needless to say, I bought it cause all it needs is a little tuning, a little paint and a seat cover..

Soo, we're headed back home (at night) doing about 70mph and I see some movement by the side of the road about an 1/8 mile up.... I pondered on what it might be, then the lights hit it and sure enough, it was a freaking doe walking out on to the shoulder! I yelled out "DEER DEER DEER!!!!" to my mom but she didn't see it and we hit the front portion of its body with the pass side of the truck!
It messed up the truck a little.... needs fender, grill, bumper, headlight and turn signal housings.
It also messed that deer up quite a bit.... we hit her so hard that all of her intrails came out of her rear!

So me being pissed off take to the wheel and drive over to the deer and loaded it in the bed of the truck.. figured might as well cut it up and eat it... since it caused atleast $400 worth of damage in parts alone.

So we get to driving back and about 10 min up the road a state trooper pulls me over for a broken head light....

He asked us to step out and come to the rear of the truck so that he doesn't get run over and when I got back there, I noticed quite a bit of blood had poored on to the back bumper, along with some other internal organ that I closed up in the tail gate........ he asked where I killed the deer and I said about 10 min up the raod with that truck.. which explains the smashed frontend and broken headlight!
And sure enough... he calls the game warden.
Warden gets there about an HOUR later and starts telling us the rules about hitting deer (call the police BLAH BLAH) I know the freaking rules! I just wanted the meat for my troubles!
He continually asks if we were going to eat it and we continued to tell him the "truth".......... "No sir.. we were going to bury it"... finally my mom starts crying and the A-hole warden lets us off with a warning and takes the freaking deer!

anywho, it was one crappy night, and I just had to tell someone.

[Ghetto Jet]

Man what a night. Sounds like you got pulled over by an a-hole cop.

Good story: A guy my dad works with hit a buck with his truck, dude loads it into the bed of his truck thinking it's dead. He's sitting at a red light at a major intersection in heavy traffic. The deer stands up in the bed of his truck. The guy grabbed either a bat or a steel bar that he had in the truck, gets out, and beats the thing to death. People that were in their cars at the red light were looking at this guy like he was crazy.