I needed a good giggle. This thread reads like a vaudeville skit, with Poncho62 providing the "ba-da-boom" on the snare drum.
Shame on you, Henry Highrise, for coldly stating the advertising policy! Can't you see that artistic license was involved in advertising outside the advertising section? It's your fault that buzzard on headers swooped in.
BTW, I have this really neat grease+gunk+dirt ball from cleaning the underside of a '49 Olds. Guaranteed to be somewhere between 31 to 57 years old. Since it's a _real_ work of art, and there's no Dirtball section in the classifieds ...