Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board - Reply to Topic -- Hot Rod Forum

Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Unanswered Posts Auto Escrow Insurance Auto Loans
Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board > General Discussion> Hotrodders' Lounge> Off-Topic> Daily funny--- Revisited
User Name
lost password?   |   register now

Thread: Daily funny--- Revisited Reply to Thread
Send Trackbacks to (Separate multiple URLs with spaces) :

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Hot Rod Forum : Hotrodders Bulletin Board forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name (usually not your first and last name), your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:
Please select your insurance company (Optional)


Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.

Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Today 07:01 AM
boothboy .BB
Yesterday 10:56 PM
texastomeh You know, this would be really funny if it were no close to the truth!

Not the just the gulliability of the young lady, but the balls of the repair shop (acknowledging that this was a prank). This is very indicative of the very thing that goes on for real in a lot of today's shops (present company excepted ).

I once observed a sign in a shop manager's office that read; "Unnecessary Repairs Carry the Largest Profit Margin". Sorta' says it all.

Yesterday 05:54 AM
malc I don't think she is married, to pay the bill she said
she would have to talk to her father..........who set her up.
10-20-2016 05:18 PM
7nomad8 My wife would have told that mechanic to talk to her gear head husband. That would have ended that ! ! !
10-20-2016 11:37 AM
OldTech Yes, there are a lot of people like this - they are NOT all women!
10-19-2016 09:00 PM
whinny The moment you can't stop laughing, malc should enjoy this....

Later gator Russ
10-19-2016 03:07 PM
whinny I had to stop listening, that was too painful. Can a woman not know that stuff? It wouldn't slip by my

Later gator
10-19-2016 03:03 PM
10-18-2016 03:43 AM
10-09-2016 10:23 AM
malc A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested; both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
10-05-2016 09:02 AM

09-30-2016 09:22 PM
Originally Posted by 7nomad8 View Post
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
Thanks! I've gotten some laughs with this one! :-)~
09-30-2016 01:01 PM
boothboy The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

09-30-2016 12:10 PM
malc When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.....

Since then I've got a dog.
I bought a new motorbike.
Banged two women and blown a grand on drugs and booze.

She's going to go mental when she gets home from work.
09-23-2016 06:06 PM
Originally Posted by wretched ratchet View Post
LMAO - - 'bout time we had a Car Related Joke
Never thought of that here but your right
This thread has more than 15 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:11 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright 1999 - 2012. All Rights Reserved.