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Today 01:38 PM
wretched ratchet
Originally Posted by malc View Post
In my school days it was a girl game................
Easy to understand, we've seen some of your Gents and Gals.
Today 01:27 PM
malc We´re way off topic here but......

Baseball very similar and some say derived from the English sport of Rounders.

In my school days it was a girl game................

sorry, I´m out the door now, where´s me coat ?
Today 11:53 AM
Irelands child
Originally Posted by malc View Post
Cricket, another game we gave to the world and they come back and whip our a**es.

Also a Sunday game played on hundreds of village greens during the summer, inducing comas in thousands of spectators.
After about 5 paragraphs of that wiki write up decided that a cold brewski might help me understand better --- but didn't. Now baseball --- a kinda similar game, I understand fairly well so one out of two will be my life's limit.
Today 09:48 AM
malc Cricket, another game we gave to the world and they come back and whip our a**es.

Also a Sunday game played on hundreds of village greens during the summer, inducing comas in thousands of spectators.
Today 07:58 AM
wretched ratchet I've heard "IT" called lost of things but never a wicket
Yesterday 09:32 PM
Originally Posted by whinny View Post
( you might not get this, but wicket keepers in cricket wear large gloves)
speak english whinny

what is this wicket cricket keeper stuff???
Yesterday 12:17 PM
wretched ratchet Too funny Alan, Red is my HERO and I have tried to pattern my life from his experiences for many years now. Of course Tim Taylor runs a close second - - - ?Right Al?
Yesterday 11:00 AM
08-26-2015 01:35 AM
whinny I removed all my German friends from my cell phone today, my phone is now hans free !!

The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper, she had large gloves on! ( you might not get this, but wicket keepers in cricket wear large gloves)

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a large arse, but enough about Kanye!

Later gator
08-25-2015 08:36 PM
rossco Judge...."Do you accept that you stole the money from him?"

Defendant...."No Sir, he gave it to me"

Judge....."When did he give it to you?"

Defendant...."When I showed him the knife"
08-25-2015 10:14 AM
malc A lesson for all to remember: ‘good grammar’ MUST always be with us!!!!!

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man
living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure
for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.

The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder,
warned "This is a powerful medicine.
You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and
asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3"!
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked:
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
08-25-2015 06:01 AM
malc There's an old Jewish man on his death bed, surrounded by his family, all ready to say farewell.
In his last moments, the old Jew takes something out of his pocket, calls his oldest son and says: "here I have a 1935 Rolex Oyster Perpetual Chronometer."
"I see it daddy", answers the son.
And then the old Jew continues, "This watch was with me during my whole life. It first belonged to my father's father, then to my father, and finally to me".
With tears in his eyes, his son replies, "It's a beautiful watch, daddy, and a beautiful story"
Finally, the old man asks "So, wanna buy it?"
08-24-2015 05:17 PM
boothboy Little Johnny

One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.

Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida.

Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time.

Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain what was exciting about a period.

He said, "Heck if I know but my sister said she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door killed himself.

08-24-2015 04:40 PM
rossco While a man is wandering around the supermarket, he notices a stunningly beautiful blonde waving at him.
He's rather taken a back because he can't recall where he knows her from. So he says "Do you know me?"
"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids"

Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says "My God, are you the stripper at my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on?"

"No, I am your son's math teacher"
08-17-2015 07:05 AM
wretched ratchet
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