|12-27-2014 07:54 PM|
|Dave57210||Right now there are 363 days until Christmas and some folks already have their Christmas decorations and lights up|
|12-27-2014 01:41 PM|
|12-27-2014 08:14 AM|
|12-27-2014 05:52 AM|
|malc||Tolkien is hobbit forming.|
|12-27-2014 01:12 AM|
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an Icethberg!
|12-22-2014 03:57 PM|
The Sanity Clause
|12-21-2014 05:17 PM|
|wretched ratchet||Tis funny, Chief, when we lived in the Rockies at 10,000 feet there were many times that I would go around a Firebird, Mustang, Camaro or other instant high torque cars with my 3/4 ton 6 cyl PU in granny gear with a load of drywall in the back for traction - - - of course, being a gentleman, I would always wave and smile.|
|12-21-2014 02:55 PM|
I´m calling this funny.....the car and the fact it´s on snow.....and moves.....
|12-20-2014 02:27 AM|
|malc||OOPS double post.|
|12-20-2014 02:20 AM|
Arthur is 85 years of age. He's played golf every day since his retirement 20 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf.
My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take
my brother with you, and give it one more try."
"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is ninety two. He can't help."
"He may be ninety two," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball ?"
"Of course I did !", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
"Where did it go ?" asks Arthur.
|12-19-2014 11:13 AM|
Little David is in the 5th grade.
Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.
My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, Is that really true about your father?
No, said David, red faced. He plays for the DALLAS COWBOYS, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
|12-19-2014 07:59 AM|
HELLO, is anybody home in there ?
Dopey Old Couple Almost Dies After 13 Hours Trapped In Unlocked Mazda*
|12-19-2014 12:19 AM|
Woman gets a quote for mechanical work - prank call
|12-18-2014 04:21 PM|
|wretched ratchet||Guilty on 3 counts - - - 'count I gotz kids and grandkids|
|12-18-2014 04:05 PM|
THE FOUR STAGES OF MEN AND FATHER CHRISTMAS
1) You Believe in Father Christmas
2) You Don't Believe in Father Christmas
3) You ARE Father Christmas
4) You look like Father Christmas
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