|Yesterday 10:26 PM|
|Yesterday 09:07 PM|
While in class one day, the teacher noticed Johnny sitting in the back of the classroom, squirming around and not paying attention. She made her way towards him and then noticed he was scratching his crotch and wiggling around in his chair. She promptly asked him what he was doing. Embarrassed, Johnny stated "Ma'am I was recently circumcised and I am itching terribly." The teacher told him to go to the office immediately and call his mother. Johnny came back to class a few minutes later and the teacher noticed him squirming again, when she got near him this time, he had his pants unzipped and his manhood was hanging out. The teacher screamed at him this time and said "Johnny, I told you to go call your mother", Johnny replied "yes ma'am, I did call my mom, and she told me to be a man and stick it out until lunch and she would come pick me up"
|Yesterday 08:40 PM|
|Yesterday 06:59 PM|
Rounders ----- :smash. Our 'heroes' don't play that girly game
|Yesterday 01:38 PM|
|Yesterday 01:27 PM|
We´re way off topic here but......
Baseball very similar and some say derived from the English sport of Rounders.
In my school days it was a girl game................
sorry, I´m out the door now, where´s me coat ?
|Yesterday 11:53 AM|
|Yesterday 09:48 AM|
Cricket, another game we gave to the world and they come back and whip our a**es.
Also a Sunday game played on hundreds of village greens during the summer, inducing comas in thousands of spectators.
|Yesterday 07:58 AM|
|wretched ratchet||I've heard "IT" called lost of things but never a wicket|
|09-03-2015 09:32 PM|
what is this wicket cricket keeper stuff???
|09-03-2015 12:17 PM|
|wretched ratchet||Too funny Alan, Red is my HERO and I have tried to pattern my life from his experiences for many years now. Of course Tim Taylor runs a close second - - - ?Right Al?|
|09-03-2015 11:00 AM|
|08-26-2015 01:35 AM|
I removed all my German friends from my cell phone today, my phone is now hans free !!
The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper, she had large gloves on! ( you might not get this, but wicket keepers in cricket wear large gloves)
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a large arse, but enough about Kanye!
|08-25-2015 08:36 PM|
Judge...."Do you accept that you stole the money from him?"
Defendant...."No Sir, he gave it to me"
Judge....."When did he give it to you?"
Defendant...."When I showed him the knife"
|08-25-2015 10:14 AM|
A lesson for all to remember: ‘good grammar’ MUST always be with us!!!!!
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man
living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure
for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder,
warned "This is a powerful medicine.
You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and
asked: “How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3"!
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked:
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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