|11-29-2013 12:26 AM|
|Job~Rated||"I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex rather than Police Officers...."|
|11-27-2013 09:58 AM|
|tech69||"when I do my black friday shopping, I'm gonna give a tip to a retail worker. I'll tell him if he doesn't want to work the holidays than don't work in retail."|
|11-27-2013 09:30 AM|
|11-27-2013 03:22 AM|
"Most of my money was spent on cars, women & whiskey. The rest I just wasted!"
|11-24-2013 06:52 PM|
|wretched ratchet||From my little Bro, "You can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him water!"|
|11-24-2013 06:22 PM|
" You can lead a horse to water
but a pencil must be lead."
|11-24-2013 03:53 PM|
|wretched ratchet||“No matter how we reform health care,” - - - - “we will keep this promise: if you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period.” - - - - - "Now, if you have or had one of these plans before the Affordable Care Act came into law and you really liked that plan, what we said was you can keep it if it hasn’t changed since the law passed," - - - - Barrack Hussein Obama|
|10-29-2013 03:18 AM|
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.
She changes it more often.
|10-19-2013 01:27 PM|
|Firing Order 1||
My Dad used to tell me "If you don't try you can't fail. Equally you can't succeed."
I like to tell young people "You'll amaze yourself with what you can do when no one has told you can't do it."
|10-19-2013 08:15 AM|
|wretched ratchet||"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired, and them that's gonna be fired!" - - - Bum Phillips|
|09-23-2013 02:15 PM|
|wretched ratchet||If there could be such a thing as King of the Quotables, Mr. Will Rogers would have to be one of the top runners in the race. Here's one of his lesser quoted masterpieces. "you should live your life in a way that you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family parrot to the town gossip!"|
|09-23-2013 08:51 AM|
"You don't get smarter as you get older. There's just less stupid stuff left that you haven't already done." Unknown
|09-14-2013 04:41 PM|
Just heard an oldie but GOODIE and I had to share it!
"there's no way that you could have come from my loins - - when I get home I'm gonna punch yo mama right in'da mouf!" - - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
|08-30-2013 07:54 PM|
This is by far, my favorite quote.
“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
By Teddy Roosevelt
The other comment was by my flight instructor decades ago and it now belongs to me...
"Fly The Big Ones."
After which he said; "The bigger they are, the easier they are to fly."
It's true..... I've logged several hours in an Airbus A320 simulator (the $11 Million video game) and it is true.
|08-28-2013 09:53 AM|
|Job~Rated||"What we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down." ~ Russell Baker|
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