|10-12-2015 09:37 AM|
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
|10-12-2015 01:46 AM|
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
|10-11-2015 09:03 PM|
"Wet birds never fly at night."
|10-10-2015 07:52 PM|
Much of the disapproval we think is directed against us is, in fact, self-inflicted.
Helen Hayes, 1900 - 1993
|09-04-2015 08:35 PM|
|Supercharged03||I don't care if my hair turns grey as long as it doesn't turn loose.|
|09-03-2015 11:16 AM|
Never eat more than you can lift-
|09-03-2015 10:13 AM|
|09-03-2015 02:17 AM|
"Some people like him until they get to know him better."
My wife to the waitress
|09-02-2015 10:00 PM|
"Sure glad we didn't step in it!"
|09-02-2015 07:04 PM|
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid"
|09-02-2015 02:23 PM|
"I'm looking for a loop-hole".
W.C.Fields looking through a bible on his deathbed.
|09-02-2015 02:11 PM|
|09-02-2015 01:55 PM|
There are two rules when working with the public.
1. They are a bunch of morons.
2. YOU are one of them!
This is advice I give to people who knock their customers because they don't know anything about the product they are selling. The point is, when you are out of your element, you are dumb to the experts too!
This morning I had a funny example of this. My computer out in the shop bit the dust yesterday, literally "popped" with smoke coming out of it and shut down. The guy who handles our computers and network and all that came out to replace it. He is a very nice guy but said kinda snide (just a tiny bit snide, he IS a real nice guy) that the computer needs to be blown out, it was full of dust, "All you have to do is blow it out". I told him I didn't know that, computers aren't my thing, sorry. A bit later he asked for a blower to do it before he brought it home. I handed him the blower and the air hose and he didn't know how to put the two together.
Now go back and read number 2.
Very important for us all to remember.
|09-02-2015 01:40 PM|
Three from Orson Welles
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch".
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
|08-21-2015 06:33 PM|
I may not have this word for word but 'ol Albert supposedly said it:
"Insanity is when you do the same thing over and over and expect it to change" - - - A.Enstein
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