|11-20-2014 10:56 PM|
|Joe G||"There is no limit to what a man can accomplish when he's supposed to be doing something else."|
|11-20-2014 08:48 PM|
|11-20-2014 07:56 PM|
|tech69||nice. What I do is act like I know where it is. If they ask where something is and I know what it looks like I'll go, "does it have a red handle with your initials on it?" They'll then go, "yeah, that's it". Then I simply say, "haven't seen it"|
|11-20-2014 06:57 PM|
|11-20-2014 06:01 PM|
And there is my one, I use it all the time and it annoys the heck out of everybody.
Someone asks me , do you know where my (wrench, socket,hammer) is?
I always say where ya left it!
|11-20-2014 05:56 PM|
I was having a bad day, then I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, it was a train coming...unknown!
|11-08-2014 12:57 PM|
|hduff||"Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself."|
|11-08-2014 09:55 AM|
|ntfday||Also known as "Utopia"|
|11-08-2014 08:54 AM|
I thought this was "Notable"
ďA liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist. Itís called prison.Ē - - author unknown
|11-06-2014 07:39 PM|
I always like "Definition of Luck is when preparation meets opportunity".
|11-06-2014 07:31 PM|
|Joe G||When opportunity knocks, it's usually wearing work clothes.|
|11-06-2014 05:58 PM|
|ntfday||And one of my favorites "The simplest road is usually the last one sought"|
|11-06-2014 05:40 PM|
Great one, BB, Samuel Clements was a hero of mine. Here's one I penned the other day.
"the hardest trick to teach a dog is to not act like a dog, the human race, however, doesn't suffer from that handicap" - - - me
|11-06-2014 08:38 AM|
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
|10-23-2014 10:25 PM|
|texastomeh||"God don't give us nothing but good days - we're the ones that mess 'em up!" My Grandfather|
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