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Today 09:00 PM
boothboy "Sure glad we didn't step in it!"


Today 06:04 PM
ntfday "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid"
Benjamin Franklin
Today 01:23 PM
malc "I'm looking for a loop-hole".

W.C.Fields looking through a bible on his deathbed.
Today 01:11 PM
Originally Posted by boothboy View Post
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.”

John Wayne

He was afraid of horses.....
Today 12:55 PM
MARTINSR There are two rules when working with the public.
1. They are a bunch of morons.
2. YOU are one of them!
Brian Martin

This is advice I give to people who knock their customers because they don't know anything about the product they are selling. The point is, when you are out of your element, you are dumb to the experts too!

This morning I had a funny example of this. My computer out in the shop bit the dust yesterday, literally "popped" with smoke coming out of it and shut down. The guy who handles our computers and network and all that came out to replace it. He is a very nice guy but said kinda snide (just a tiny bit snide, he IS a real nice guy) that the computer needs to be blown out, it was full of dust, "All you have to do is blow it out". I told him I didn't know that, computers aren't my thing, sorry. A bit later he asked for a blower to do it before he brought it home. I handed him the blower and the air hose and he didn't know how to put the two together.

Now go back and read number 2.

Very important for us all to remember.
Today 12:40 PM
wretched ratchet
Three from Orson Welles

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch".

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.”
08-21-2015 05:33 PM
wretched ratchet I may not have this word for word but 'ol Albert supposedly said it:
"Insanity is when you do the same thing over and over and expect it to change" - - - A.Enstein
08-21-2015 05:09 PM
whinny A sign in a purchasing officers office that I'm regularly at
He who has the gold
Makes the rules. Anon

Later gator
08-21-2015 03:33 PM
MARTINSR I have this one up on the wall of my garage.

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.

Edgar Degas
08-21-2015 10:24 AM
MARTINSR Life is a lot like jazz ... it's best when you improvise.
- George Gershwin, 1898 - 1937
08-21-2015 09:14 AM
boothboy It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

W. C. Fields

08-20-2015 07:01 PM
Originally Posted by MARTINSR View Post
Just look at the news Russ, there are many stories that honestly wouldn't make a good movie because it would be too stupid and you would roll your eyes.

I roll my eyes at reality TV, my wife watches such dribble like top model, survivor, does my head in!

Later gator
08-20-2015 03:25 PM
MARTINSR Just look at the news Russ, there are many stories that honestly wouldn't make a good movie because it would be too stupid and you would roll your eyes.

08-20-2015 03:05 PM
Originally Posted by MARTINSR View Post
I love this one because it is so true. The things real people do are so wild they would be unbelievable in a fiction book.

The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship.
- Kinky Friedman
That is so true Brian, I've had things happen to me that border on complete unbelievable. But, they did happen, I have witnesses. I've told people some incidences and people say you couldn't write that stuff!!!
Then again, I'm a bit different to most people. I can live with that,lol
Later gator
08-20-2015 02:09 PM
boothboy [quote=bubba1955;3289129]
Originally Posted by John long View Post
"Nothing is too dificult if you break it down into small enough pieces." Henry Ford.]

ME !! ...Trying to learn how to live with dentures...LOL!!
Take um out of your mouth and try to eat a steak. Adjustment will be a little more meaningful afterwords.

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