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Hotrodit needs our help!

3K views 38 replies 10 participants last post by  Madd Syntst 
#1 ·
As most of you may have noticed, we have a brother who is in need. He is a hot rod junkie and a 50's kinda guy who has been kidnapped and taken across the pond. He sits at light, looking out his dismal cell window toward the west, dreaming of things that he would love to have. I would call upon all of you to send him what you think he needs, wants, or could use. Here are the perameters:
a) It must fit in a 2 ft square box.
b) It must not weigh over 50 lbs
c) It must be something YOU couldn't live without if you were kidnapped to a foriegn land

What would you send? :confused:

I will send him my eight track and the 14 Tapes that still play. some of the titles are the Best of the 4 Seasons, Canned Heat, and Hotel California
 
#2 ·
I would fill the box with assorted Lego blocks with wheels and tires so he could build whatever he wanted. Maybe throw in a Lava lamp to use as a night light.
 
#8 ·
A Zip gun, box of 50 shells

A clean set of cloths

A plane ticket in the name of Julian Green

A passport, florida licence, birth certificate, SSC, Florida PO box and street adress, voting registration card, Visa card and a $52 parking ticket dated two weeks before his planned arrival. As well as a 2x4" card with the history of American born Julian Green, born in Perry florida, high school sweethearts etc etc.

The zip gun and shells hid in the 8 track player sent by Madd, the individual paper and plastic documents hid in the 8 track cartriges. As well as a 1-800 number to replace the manufactueres ID number on the 8 track. The number is of a local business in florida in case of problems a HRBB member will be there to guide you.

Faust
 
#14 ·
well first you have to find a willing 2nd party (the one your gonna marry) then you have to pitch woo to convince them that this could work then you go to vegas and get hitched what do u think HKing ?????? you could become legal begal :D :D :D

or any of you other good looking SINGLE(that eliminates hotrodit :) ) if HKing aint interested

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: chevelle girl ]</p>
 
#16 ·
Want to become Lady Faustus do you? Well I'm up for it as long as Hotrodit can be one of the witneses, bring WayOutCat from the cheese state and Hemmi from his neck of the woods, I'll swing by upstate and grab Madd throw him in the trikes trailer and hammer to the state that you can start in the middle and drive 500miles and still not be out of it.

Hafta warn you though, don't beleive in divorce so you better like me or have a very large gun and very very good aim and luck.

So what do you think sweetheart?

Mommy won't be to happy..."Look mom, I married the crypt keeper"

Faust :cool:
 
#19 ·
MZ Hodrotit, if I can get a babysitter for my wife, I'll marry you. We'll invite all those close to here in South Cacalaky and go to ...um... we'll go to Hooters for the receptions. "I'll have two of those, please"

Ok, a rousing chorus of Anchors Aweigh, but look out for that fat chic in FLA with the thong. When she crosses her legs, it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock! :eek:

[ July 11, 2002: Message edited by: Madd Syntst ]</p>
 
#22 ·
that sounds like fun what do you think az ???? dont worry i have very god aim if you turn out to be that bad lady chevelle girl has a nice ring to it dont you think ??? you do body work and i work at hooters there is bound to be one near you somewhere ..... but if i work there i have to deal with the local jar heads so maybe i'll find something diffrent to occupy my time if you werent taken hotrodit i would think about it ..... maybe....... but alas it looks like your stuck with me fausts........ or am i stuck with you ....... i mean if you like that could be remidied i could go out into the world and fing someone else ....who said i care what my mom thinks im not out to make her happy for the rest of her life ive come top realize that there s no making that woman happy so i really dont try anymore.....
 
#25 ·
Whhhhhhhhhhy not! get married in the lovyliest of graveyards, at dusk, have all my gouls and ghosts on one side and all your fleshies on the other surrounded by Jack O lanterns and orange and red Orchids. red, white, orange and black candles floating on alternatly colored water lilies in the pond serounding. Have Ralph the headless horseman preform the ceremony, little does anyone know he was actually a priest in the early 16th century. You in your wedding dress and me in my goulishly black tux with full tails and a small sleepy bat for a bowtie Retire to the castle afterward with 50 hooters girls to serve the reception dinner...I know what I'm having!

Hows that sound faithful guest and bride?

Faust
 
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