|12-28-2013 08:45 AM|
"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."
|12-28-2013 12:14 AM|
in regards to life's obstacles
"you either have more excuses than answers or more answers than excuses."
|12-26-2013 10:57 PM|
It will never be easier to do than it is right now.
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
|12-26-2013 09:31 PM|
I've never seen a man do much of anything with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. - my Dad.
...helped me quit smoking.
|12-26-2013 06:06 PM|
|Northstar T||If "ifs and buts" were candy and nuts… it would be Christmas all year long.|
|12-26-2013 02:24 PM|
|12-26-2013 08:03 AM|
here's a timely quote that most of you will recognize:
"You.ll shoot your eye out, Son !" - - author unknown
|12-25-2013 05:33 PM|
A quote for Christmas
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W C Fields
|11-07-2013 05:08 PM|
In Life People get the Right Answers to the Wrong Questions.
Sometimes it takes years to learn to ask the important questions and not some stupid question that really does not help you learn anything.
Another favorite I learned years ago is that banks loan money to people who don't need it!!!!!!!!!!!!
The people who really need the money cannot qualify to get it.
|11-07-2013 04:51 PM|
|11-07-2013 10:23 AM|
|tech69||"also, stick to the basics. It is silly to buy tools that are beyond your capabilities"-Ron Fournier|
|02-29-2008 07:06 PM|
I believe that is either Mark Twain or Abe Lincoln.
"Beer: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems" Homer Simpson
"Nobody loves me but my mother. And she could be jivin' too." B.B. King
|02-29-2008 07:38 AM|
"My reality check bounced."
"It's what we've done that makes us who we are."
"If it ain't broke don't fix it."
"Tighter than dick's hat band."
"If you lay down with dog's you'll wake up with fleas."
"Those are NOT wrinkles. They are experience lines."
"You are only as smart as you think you are."
"If I learned from all my mistakes I'd be a frickin' genius."
"You may be younger and faster but I have more insurance."
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."
"If there's such a thing as reincarnation I'm coming back as a cat." Me.
|02-29-2008 07:00 AM|
hagar the horriable
the secert to life is to be happy with what you have ,so you get enough.
|02-29-2008 03:49 AM|
|rossco||Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.......George Burns|
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