|Today 04:01 AM|
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says up yours, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
|Yesterday 05:30 PM|
This is the funniest interview EVER..
Had tears down my cheeks
|Yesterday 12:12 AM|
After my prostate exam the Doctor left and the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered three words no man wants to hear.
wait for it......
"Who was that?"
|10-25-2016 08:59 AM|
" Ve get too soon oldt undt, too late schmart"
Old German proverb
|10-24-2016 10:24 PM|
|OldTech||You are never old until you stop aging. I'd rather keep on getting older.|
|10-24-2016 07:07 PM|
|7nomad8||Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police.|
|10-24-2016 07:00 PM|
|7nomad8||No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery|
|10-24-2016 03:05 PM|
Sign outside clairvoyants shop.
Closed..due to unforeseen circumstances!!
|10-23-2016 07:50 PM|
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.
For these guys with everything just remember that "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD."
|10-23-2016 07:42 PM|
|10-23-2016 11:28 AM|
|7nomad8||Follow me boys....i'm right behind you !!!|
|10-23-2016 10:49 AM|
Sign on boss' office wall:
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.
|10-23-2016 10:27 AM|
Sign on boss' office wall:
TEAMWORK IS A LOT OF PEOPLE DOING WHAT I SAY.
|10-22-2016 08:21 PM|
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Hey malc, NOT funny, but unfortunately SOOOO true.
|10-22-2016 12:34 PM|
|OldTech||Why carry a whole spare tire when you can get by with a hunk of tread and a couple of bungee cords? It is also good for traction in the snow!|
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