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Today 05:18 PM
7nomad8 My wife would have told that mechanic to talk to her gear head husband. That would have ended that ! ! !
Today 11:37 AM
OldTech Yes, there are a lot of people like this - they are NOT all women!
Yesterday 09:00 PM
whinny The moment you can't stop laughing, malc should enjoy this....

Later gator Russ
Yesterday 03:07 PM
whinny I had to stop listening, that was too painful. Can a woman not know that stuff? It wouldn't slip by my

Later gator
Yesterday 03:03 PM
10-18-2016 03:43 AM
10-09-2016 10:23 AM
malc A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested; both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
10-05-2016 09:02 AM

09-30-2016 09:22 PM
Originally Posted by 7nomad8 View Post
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
Thanks! I've gotten some laughs with this one! :-)~
09-30-2016 01:01 PM
boothboy The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

09-30-2016 12:10 PM
malc When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.....

Since then I've got a dog.
I bought a new motorbike.
Banged two women and blown a grand on drugs and booze.

She's going to go mental when she gets home from work.
09-23-2016 06:06 PM
Originally Posted by wretched ratchet View Post
LMAO - - 'bout time we had a Car Related Joke
Never thought of that here but your right
09-23-2016 05:50 PM
Originally Posted by dinger View Post
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking very worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation!

The nurse gave him a serious look straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word -- "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts, then?"

And that, my friends, is a Marine with a real positive attitude.
Good one
09-23-2016 09:26 AM
TugboatBill You can say that again!
09-23-2016 04:39 AM
7nomad8 "Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
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