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04-25-2016 02:27 PM
bentwings If I had been in the bar all day and it was 5 minutes until closing, I'd order a double and ask the lady with the headset to call a taxi for me.
04-25-2016 12:13 PM
malc

04-25-2016 12:03 PM
boothboy
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Originally Posted by malc View Post
I think itīs Kim Kardashian.....could be wrong
She is and she's considered a Fashion Icon.

God Help Us!

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04-25-2016 12:01 PM
malc
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Originally Posted by bentwings View Post
The lady on the right is thick and has a big ......she would have a hard time going under water with the extra flotation material. Haha
I think itīs Kim Kardashian.....could be wrong
04-25-2016 11:21 AM
bentwings I like the whale better. Really trim and slick. The lady on the right is thick and has a big ......she would have a hard time going under water with the extra flotation material. Haha
I like the car too what ever it is.
04-25-2016 10:51 AM
raidmagic
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Originally Posted by malc View Post
This is way funnier than it should be.
04-25-2016 10:04 AM
malc A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars?
This dog is amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar...He's never been out of the backyard'
04-25-2016 03:21 AM
malc
04-25-2016 03:20 AM
malc
04-24-2016 08:47 PM
Dave57210
Another tragedy in the Music business

Kanye West was discovered to be still alive!
04-22-2016 02:43 AM
rossco I was sitting at the computer the other day drafting out my will.

I called out to my wife...."When I die I'm leaving everything to you"

She shouted back..."You already do, ya lazy b*stard"
04-20-2016 09:15 AM
boothboy Crap! I mowed lawns!

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04-18-2016 12:39 PM
ogre
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in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
as a gimp i fully understand this one

malc: i want that, everything is better with bacon: even chocolate
04-18-2016 11:17 AM
malc

Iīll take a diet Coke to go as well please....
04-18-2016 09:13 AM
evolvo Best one yet, IC!!
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