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Yesterday 08:02 PM
OldTech That is one of those military stealth trucks. Problem is they use JP7 for fuel.
Yesterday 09:17 AM
7nomad8 ROFLMAO...... OK, got the fire out before my cigarette did too much damage to the carpet.
Yesterday 08:14 AM
boothboy I love it but it's the wrong color.

BB
07-26-2016 08:53 PM
7nomad8 That used to be the emperor's truck, right ?
07-26-2016 08:47 PM
whinny I don't have enough money,lol.

Later gator
Russ
07-26-2016 08:36 PM
7nomad8 $12.23 and you pay the shiping.
07-26-2016 07:18 PM
whinny Lol, tickled my fancy when I saw it. Offers??

Later gator
Russ
07-26-2016 07:04 PM
7nomad8 It needs a lot of parts, How much are you asking?
07-26-2016 06:11 PM
whinny Truck for sale, needs parts, genuine enquiries only please.

Later gator
Russ
http://www.hotrodders.com/forum/atta...1&d=1469578195
07-25-2016 09:11 PM
7nomad8 Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at

$4,000 per month.

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My grand-dad started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by

people who annoy me.

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The only reason I would take up walking is

so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I have to walk early in the morning, before my

brain figures out what I'm doing...

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Every time I hear the dirty word

'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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I do have flabby thighs, but

fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you

die, they'll look at you there in the coffin and say,

'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

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If you are going to try cross-country

skiing, start with a small country.

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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few

years - just getting over the hill.

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We all

get heavier as we get older, because

there's a lot more information in our

heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

__________________


AND...



Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,

I just find a pub with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.



You could run this over to your friends but just e-mail it to

them - It will save you the walk!
07-21-2016 08:23 PM
7nomad8 He didn't like the casserole

and he didn't like my cake

he said my biscuits were too hard

not like his mother used to make

I didn't perk the coffee right

he didn't like the stew

I didn't mend his socks

the way his mother used to do

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue

Then I smacked the crap right out of him

like his mama used to do.
07-20-2016 09:15 AM
malc

07-17-2016 09:51 PM
7nomad8 Just remember, you're not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
07-17-2016 08:43 PM
TucsonJay Conspiracies seem to be getting easier to believe lately! :-)~
07-17-2016 06:01 PM
whinny Access denied,lmao, it's a conspiracy I tell ya !!

Later gator
Russ
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